How to clean a toilet:
1. Put both the seat and the lid of the toilet up,And add 1/8 cup of pet Shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while You carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the Lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make Ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four Times .This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will beSparkling clean.
Sincerely,The Dog

I hope this is as helpful to you, as it was to me! Have a great day!
6 comments:
Hey, I never even thought of that! Mom would be proud.
awwww. poor kitty. I think I've seen that one before. I'm sure my Katie-cat would love to shove Sophie (the German Shepherd) into a sewage tank...
I had to read this while Opie was napping. At first I took it seriously but then.... I wised up. LOL and tank** you for giving me a nice chuckle today. (**pun totally intended due to this post....)
Welcome to the Tree House, too. Thanks for following me. :-)
You need to seek PROFESSIONAL help,,, lolololol...I dont know how I even got here, but glad I did.. "front porch" I think,, anyhow.. thanks for the gigggle.. you are invited to visit,, www.glnroz33.blogspot.com ,,, but dont expect such good post as this,,, lololol
Now I know why you won't let me have a cat again.
LOL!! That's great! I'd have to sleep with one eye open after that stunt. Check out my post in February (one of my earliest posts for a glimpse of who I'd have to answer to : http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com/2009/02/hes-watching-your-every-move.html
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