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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Chuckles

These are just a few words of wisdom I received via email from a friend this morning; thought I would share them, even though I've already posted today.
Just a few random thoughts from someone's warped mind!


Every time I hear the dirty word'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


I do have flabby thighs,
But fortunately my stomach covers them.


I know I got a lot of exercise the
last few years, just getting over the hill.


I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.


We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.


Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.


Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000 per month.


I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.


I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'



I hope at least one of the above made you smile!

1 comment:

Sassy said...

I needed those this morning...too funny!!!!!!!