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Friday, October 30, 2009

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The Penis Study

In 1997, Harvard funded a study to discover why the head of a penis is larger than the rest of it. After 1 year and $150,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the study was published, U.C.L.A. decided to do their own study. After 3 years of study and $350,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Unsatisfied with these findings, Congress decided to conduct their own study; after 2 weeks and a cost of $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

(Many thanks to my good friend Carol for sharing this information with us!)

16 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

SNORT!

I laughed. Hard.

It doesn't take much, really.

Jen said...

Oh, You are so funny, Eva.....no other comment!! Trying to keep it "rated"!

Cathy said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Eva! I love it!

Mammatalk said...

Visiting from SITS. Your comment caught my eye.

Very funny!

Meeko Fabulous said...

That was so funny! I love it! :) Hope you have a great All Hallows Eve! :)

Steven Anthony said...

aha ha......so thats why Ive never slapped myself in the head.....lol

Ekanthapadhikan said...

Ha! Ha! Can't agree more with the Congress!

The Retired One said...

Congress should KNOW this since they are all Dicks, right??? hahahaaaaa

Vodka Mom said...

omg that made me laugh. OUT LOUD.


xoxoxo

Eva Gallant said...

Veg: Glad I made you smile!

Jen: jope that wasn't too racy!

Steven: I'll be watching your photos for telltale bruises! lol

Cinnamon-Girl Reeni♥ said...

Hahaha!!! Love it!

maya said...

Hilarious!!

Melissa B. said...

This is too funny! Happy Halloween, and Happy Saturday Sharefest!

One Quarter to Go 'Til Halftime

Cyndi said...

Hilarious! :)

Tam said...

LOL!! I love that!!! Can I copy it?

Eva Gallant said...

Absolutel, Tam!