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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Purloined Panties


I don't know what it is with me and my undergarments. I just can't seem to hang on to them. Some of you may remember reading about the Dropped Draws incident that I wrote about some time ago; then there was the panty raid incident. Both involved supposed out- of -control undies.

While we were in Las Vegas (I know, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas--but I'll make an exception!) you may recall we attended a dinner theater presentation "Marriage is Murder." During that show, Mimi, the hostess/star, came over to our table and placed the above pictured panties on my placemat. She then announced to the entire room that she was returning them after I had tossed them to Tom Jones during his concert the previous evening! (So much for "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!')

Of course, I was happy to have them returned, but not necessarily so publicly! Let that be a lesson to you, the next time you decide to throw caution to the wind in Vegas! Keep in mind that Mimi may be somewhere in the wings, watching and waiting.

13 comments:

Cathy said...

Cute undies;)

Debbie said...

Oh that's hilarious!! Did you really?? REALLY???

Steven Anthony said...

hahahhahahahaahahhaahahhah cant stophahhahaahahah laughinghahhaahahah seriously, eva how do u come up with this stuff...my funny bone loves you;)

lakeviewer said...

Me too! Were we sitting in the same row?

Cynthia at A Shimmy in My Spirit said...

So glad I wasn't throwing any panties at shows while at the SITScation conference. I did however win a very large basket full of vibrators!

The Retired One said...

I hope she washed them first. ha

Meeko Fabulous said...

Too funny! I know what happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, but sometimes it's just so funny we HAVE to share, right?! :)

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well don't YOU have wild child taste in panties? :) I bet old Tom Jones has wallpapered his entire house in panties by now. Dude's on panty overload.

I bet you WOULD throw your undergarments at him too.

Sandra Annedore said...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg you just made my day :)

Thank you so much for posting this, this is to good to stay in Vegas :)

Middle Aged Woman Blogging said...

Those are some snazzy panties!

S.E. Sward said...

No way would you throw your panties at Tom Jones - too trite!

Cinnamon-Girl Reeni♥ said...

How funny!

ethelmaepotter! said...

Oh Lord! What did you DO? I don't know if I could overcome mortification long enough to laugh with the audience, or if I would have just crawled under the table and died!