While we were in Las Vegas (I know, what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas--but I'll make an exception!) you may recall we attended a dinner theater presentation "Marriage is Murder." During that show, Mimi, the hostess/star, came over to our table and placed the above pictured panties on my placemat. She then announced to the entire room that she was returning them after I had tossed them to Tom Jones during his concert the previous evening! (So much for "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!')
Of course, I was happy to have them returned, but not necessarily so publicly! Let that be a lesson to you, the next time you decide to throw caution to the wind in Vegas! Keep in mind that Mimi may be somewhere in the wings, watching and waiting.