No, I'm not singing with a lisp-- Will someone please tell me what the deal is with thongs? I can understand the male fascination with them; they bare the buns to the breeze for ogling with ease. But I just can't understand why any woman would want to don these flimsy fanny-flaunting tools of tush-torture.
Obviously they are great sellers, or Victoria's Secret wouldn't have an abundance of the ass-floss anomalies on display. I can understand the retailers' point of view (pun intended). They are raking in mucho moola for mimimal outlay. Think about it. I'll bet they don't require more than four or five square inches of fabric--and that's on a size large!
And once the young 'uns who are wearing them now get up there in years, how in heck are they going to fit these contraptions over their Depends?