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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Perfect Holiday Gift!

I think I have found the perfect holiday gift for that hard to please lady; you know, the woman who has everything and you feel it would be crass to give her cash. Get her a scarf. "A scarf?" you say. "How mundane!"



This is no ordinary run of the mill scarf; it is a multi-purpose scarf. It can be used in the traditional manner, to keep those pesky drafts off her neck, or it can be used to pimp out a new outfit. It is perfect for the woman who likes to stand out in a crowd--be the center of attention!



For the less flamboyant woman, it can be worn under a dress or sweater to achieve that "extra fullness" that makes her figure really "stand out" without having to have surgery. As an added bonus, she can let her husband wear it to bed for his entertainment those times when she feels like saying, "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."

30 comments:

Jenn @ Livin' the Simple Life said...

OMGosh, that is hilarious!

Ashlee said...

LOL! That is so funny! I'm stopping by from SITS :) Have a great wednesday!

Jen said...

Perfect!!! You are too funny.

Cathy said...

Looooove it!!! Especially the tats!

singedwingangel said...

roflmbo ummm I do not need extra padding although I would be willing to donate extra fluffiness from mymassive mounds to another lackingmother lol

Debbie said...

Where the heck do you find these things Eva!! You are a little devil now aren't you!! Too funny!!

glnroz said...

They gonna bring you one of those backward fitting white coats.. lolol.. The vacuum cleaner=no bag. but, the latch on cannister was not shut. lololol... dang dust everywhere.. fixed now though..too late,, like me.. glenn,, thnx for the visit and comments

Tam said...

I love the little old lady who looks like she's not sure what's going on. You crack me up!

Kristina P. said...

I am buying this for Christmas for grandma!

Vodka Logic said...

I want a smaller pair.

Stereos and Souffles said...

Oh.My.Goodness.

Char said...

I soo have friends who would pose wearing the tata scarves. Me?... only if alcohol is involved. lol

xoxo

One Sassy Girl said...

Ha ha ha!! Where do you find these things?!! Great laugh.

Steven Anthony said...

i think these might be nice for us single fellas.....lol

ethelmaepotter! said...

And they even come in different sizes! Too funny!

The Retired One said...

Those are AWESOME...
I need me some.
hahaaaa

I think they used me as a model when they made them.

Mr. Knucklehead said...

I think they make a similar item for guys, but it's a belt.

Pearl said...

Honey, you made me laugh out loud!

Pearl

Cinnamon-Girl Reeni♥ said...

That is so funny! Love it!

Helene said...

That is hysterical!! I love how they seem to come in different sizes!! The lady on the left looks like she's barely tolerating the whole idea!!

Unknown Mami said...

Hmmm, maybe I'll get you a scarf for the holidays.

San said...

Hahaha! Saw this Jap ad before... Hilarious!

Thanks for coming by my blog and your kind words! ;)

Joanna Jenkins said...

Oh! My! Gawd! That is a hoot!
Thanks for the laugh.
xo

marfmom said...

hahahaha that's awesome!

Gloria said...

Hahahahahaha!! Eva, so very naughty but really, I love the scarf even though I'm slightly repulsed at the same time.

Eva, I also wanted to say how much I adore your about me photo. Lovely!!!

My name is PJ. said...

SOOOOOOOOOO funny! Where on earth do you find this stuff?!

angelina la dawn said...

oh my goodness! i love this! the description makes it even more hysterical. i think i'll still be laughing about it tomorrow :) your blog is absolutely delightful!

Mesina said...

HAHHA I love it Eva!! omg I need one of those :D

Stacy said...

Love it! Unfortunately they look an awful lot like my own chest. :) Thanks for stopping by my blog. Can't wait to read more of yours!

buhdoop said...

LOL, so funny!!! I think the adorable women make it even funnier, I would not have expected that.