Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Stumped Trying to Find the Perfect Present?

I know Christmas shopping can be a real dilemma, and as the deadline draws nearer, the stress of trying to find just the right gift can be over-whelming.  Today's post has some unique gift ideas for you pseudo-Santas who are struggling with your search.

Winter presents special challenges to those who just can't stand the cold.  Is there someone like that on your list?  If you can't afford to buy him or her an airline ticket to someplace warm, how about this really comfy, toasty, sweater?  It's guaranteed to please that person who's prone to goose-bumps!

Maybe there's someone on your list that has a toddler-in-training (potty, that is) or there's an older person who suffers from that "need to go" on a frequent basis.  This traveling toilet my be just the thing for those long trips on the highway where rest areas are rare!

Maybe you have a friend or relative on your list who's headed somewhere tropical for the winter, but is a little shy about strangers seeing them in a skimpy swimsuit.  This beachwear for prudes could be just what you-ve been seeking!

Haven't seen just the right gift yet?  Okay, how about this soft and snuggly chair for that person who longs for a pet, but lives where pets are not permissable?

Maybe your seeking something a little more erotic?  Here's a chair that will tantalize and titillate the imagination of that special recipient.

Does Grandma collect salt and pepper shakers?  Here's a set I'd be willing to bet she hasn't acquired yet!

My last suggestion is perfect if you're willing to spend a little more for the right gift for that person who can't seem to remember whether he or she is coming or going!

 I do hope you found these suggestions helpful!  Happy Shopping!


jinksy said...

I think I shall have to ask Santa for the sheep chair! lol :)

Vodka Logic said...

the sheep chair is creepy.. I like the sideways sweater in the first picture

UberGrumpy said...

Love the salt and pepper. We could call them 'condoments'

glnroz said...

or call them "saltpeter".. uggg,, lol

singedwingangel said...

I would like to request the nifty van perhaps thne I would be able to see me as I pass myself in the comings and going of the season lol

Suldog said...

Thanks for the laughs! Some of those were laugh out loud.

Meeko Fabulous said...

Those were all awesome! :) That sweater thing is neat, but then they would complain their feet were cold!

ethelmaepotter! said...

These are all hilarious, except for that sheep chair - please tell me those are finely detailed polyresin replicas of sheep heads, and not the real things.
And, I'm sorry, but I simply could not bring myself to wrap my hands around those salt and pepper shakers, turn them upside down over my plate, and let loose their contents over my food. Uggghhhhh. Amsterdam can keep those things!

Helene said...

The sweater is awesome!!! You just need some cozy socks to go with it and you're good to go!

The sheep chair is a little wierd but I totally dig that black chair. How funny. My husband would probably love that.

The salt/pepper shakers are hysterical. Could you imagine how much you'd laugh every time a guest would pick one of them up and shake some salt on their food...just the hand motion that goes along with that is enough to send me over the edge, laughing until I cried.

lakeviewer said...

Too many things to choose from. How do you do it?

Steven Anthony said...

I want the black chair....that was awesome;) sheep chair, not so

Kristina P. said...

I am speechless.

JennyMac said...

Oh you sassy minx..and those gifts from Amsterdam!

Both of those chairs gave me the ewwwww.

And that picture of the toasty sweater? The funniest thing I have seen all day.

Unknown Mami said...

My house is freezing, I wouldn't mind that full-body sweater.

The Lucy and Dick Show said...

OOOH! The sheep are too real looking and scared me! (Believe that? Hah!) I bet your family just can't wait to open presents you buy!

Jen said...

Well, I won't be looking for that "wooly" chair!! Thanks for the suggestions....can I order any of these on line???

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Wow, you've opened up some new possibilities!

The Retired One said...

Loved these!!! I NEED that sweater, dang it is cold up here!!!

K a b l o o e y said...

Oh, you wacky Amsterdam. Pretty impressive too. Imagine how many guys lie to girls in souvenier shops there. (pointing) "yeah, that's me. I did a little modeling in college.)

Cinnamon-Girl Reeni♥ said...

The car is so funny! And the lamb chair - so cute!

dogimo said...

Love the full-body turtleneck! Except, it appears to be either missing an arm, or else it has one combined multi-arm front sleeve. If it had two functioning arms, I'd go for it!

Eva Gallant said...

Jinksy: Santa won't bring it if yove been baaaaaa..d!

Vodka: I figured you for a sweater girl!

Uber: Condoments! Good one!

Glen: I don't think I've heard that term since the rumors circulating that the college was putting in in our food when I was a freshman on 1967! lol

Singed:Hope Santa honors your request!

Suldog: Glad I could make YOU laugh for a's usually the other way around.

Meeko: Guess you'd have to spring for some slipper socks!

Ethel: and I selected those for your collection! lol

Helene: I guess those salt and pepper shakers would spice up the next holiday meal!

Lake: Put on a blindfold and point at random, I guess!

Steven: I knew you'd love that chair! It has foot fetish written all over it! lol

Kristina: Should I mark the calendar? "Today Kristina was speechless."

JennyMac: Glad I could give you a laugh!

Mami: Guess you have to put your order in with Santa!

Lucy: One of my sons is a Seinfeld fan, and a couple of years ago I bought him a Festivas Pole for Christmas!

Jen: What 'cha got against sheep?

Blissed: You know you can count on me for good won the calendar!

Retired: the temp is dropping to zero here tonight--you may have to fight me for it! lol

Kablooey: Sounds like you've dated some former models?

Reeni: Comfort and a house pet all in one!

Joe/Dog: I think that sweater would look great on you!

Joy said...

But that girl's feet are sticking out! That's a problem.