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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Getting in Shape for Research

After all the trouble I had doing my personal G-spot research (if you missed that post, click here.), I decided it was time to do some serious work toward getting into shape.  After browsing the internet, I found the site that would help me be able to master any future contortions demanded by my "research."


There is a new exercise or fitness dicipline called Acro-Yoga.  At least it's new to me.  I knew that yoga was good for stretching, etc., but this method steps it up to the next level.  There are a number of places where once can learn these moves.  Here's one that caught my attention..loved the name!


So, I decided to delve into this with enthusiasm.  It certainly looked like fun!  I watched a while.



 The person on the bottom, when two people work together is called the base.  The person in the upper postition is called the flyer.  And then there's a third person, not visible in this picture, called the spotter.    That person's job is to make sure the flyer doesn't crash, so to speak.


Finally I decided to take the plunge and try this myself. It took some practice, a little twisting, and a little pain. (Okay, a lot of twisting and a lot of pain!)  This is called the Pose Dedicated to the Sage Koundina.   I really think the results will be worth it.  A few weeks of this, and I'll have no problem finding the quarter or nickel in my hoo-hah. (see link above if you are confused here.)  Of course that search may come up empty-handed, as I've already gone through the change!


When Hubby saw how much fun I was having, he wanted to join in.  With a little work, (okay, a lot of work!)  we were able to master something called the "Bat Pose."    I should stress, however, do not try this at home.  You really need to be under the guidance of a professional to avoid injury or any permanent dislocations.

27 comments:

My name is PJ. said...

HUGE laughs this morning, Eva! What a hoot!

Did anyone call the po-po on you and hubby for doing the bat in public?

Mommakin said...

Awesome. And to think you two are just beginners...

5thsister said...

LMBO! You're way too funny this early in the morning!

Jenny said...

Love it! I'm really impressed that you masted the bat so quickly. I am still on the potato yoga pose. Sadly.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!

DJan said...

My, you ARE talented, Eva! And bringing the hubby in on this adventure is just... inspired! Thanks for the grins and chuckles!

The Retired One said...

I can see it got you two in wonderful shape in NO time!
Too hilarious, Eva...
oh, and quit looking at your hoo-ha, for goodness sake!

TechnoBabe said...

How did you learn the photo manipulating (wrong word, still thinking about the G spot post).

Steven Anthony said...

I must say in all my years of doing yoga, Ive never seen anything like that...lmao;)

Together We Save said...

I love it... thanks for the laugh.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Well aren't you the acrobat suddenly! :) I must try all of those (preferably while munching a pizza). I actually did a crazy little acrobatic move myself the other day but it was accidental when I was getting on the treadmill and misjudged it somewhat. Classy!

Meeko Fabulous said...

That was awesome!

Coleen said...

Wow, that cracked me up! Acro-yoga! Hysterical. So clag "you" treied it out and gave us such a detailed review! tHANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!

Kristina P. said...

You are so darn flexible! That must come in handy often.

Unknown Mami said...

You are a quick study!

Eva Gallant said...

PJ: We were mostly ignored.

Mommakin: Amazing, isn't it?

5th Sister: Always glad to make you smile!

Jenny: Hubby says I'm a bit of a bat, anyway, so I guess it came naturally! lol

Lee: Hey, It's not easy!

DJan: Glad to be of service!

Retired: Sorry; it's just so fascinating--the whole G-Spot thing.

Techno: That wasn't easy either!

Steven: That's because this isn't ordinary yoga--it's Acro-Yoga!

Together: You are very welcome!

Veg: You gotta' watch out for those treadmills! The dang things move!

Meeko! (Hubby and I are taking a bow.)

Coleen: I just consider it my job as a blogger to keep people informed.

Kristina: You have no idea!

Unknown Mami: I did have a reputation in my youth for being fast.

Kate said...

Ha ha i love the pictures! Thanks for making me laugh!

Kate xx
http://secretofficeconfessions.blogspot.com

The Lucy and Dick Show said...

Too funny! the ad I clicked on was for yoga mat carrying straps! Like I'd want to cart a mat around with me? (Oh! I guess that's for going to those classes eh?) Can I borrow that quarter to buy them Eva?

The Lucy and Dick Show said...

NO! Wait! Keep the quarter...

Respectfully Yours said...

Very very funny. Hold the pose!

lakeviewer said...

I almost believed you. Then, again, who am I to judge other people's flexibility. Go for it, I say. With your imagination, you can twist iron.

Alli said...

Haha! I'm a newcomer and just stumbled onto your blog today! I love your writing and I look forward to reading many more posts! I'm very impressed by your skills shown in those pictures too! Thanks for the laughs!

Tam said...

You make it look so EASY! Right after I get through the Sweat-to-Death Yoga class I'm planning to take, I'll sign up for this one. I'm sure it'll be great.

Cinnamon-Girl Reeni♥ said...

I am cracking up! Your too funny! I love it!

Shelley said...

I love your sense of humor. Thanks for the laughs

jules said...

As always, you make me laugh! Great photos! Glad you guys had such a great time! haha.

gayle said...

Just saw this ..I am so behind..
Loved it!!