For years I thought the only way to lose weight was through diet and exercise--neither of which am I particularly fond! Lets face it: most healthy foods don't have the same appeal as pepperoni pizza and chocolate; spending time on the treadmill is much more exhausting than being a couch potato and watching a good movie.
But all that is behind me (especially the pepperoni pizza and chocolate!) now. I have just found the secret to losing those extra, unwanted pounds and I'm willing to share it with you. I don't expect anything in return (but feel free to send cash and gifts).
Who knew that losing weight could be so easy? I feel so sorry for those people who have spent hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on gym memberships, Jenny Craig, Nutrisystems, and Weight Watchers. I also regret all those times when I passed on pepperoni pizza, potato chips, or pasta; resisted Russell Stover; gave up Godiva Chocolate--okay, obviously there weren't that many times for me! But I'm sure others have overlooked opportunities to O. D. on all kinds of yummy stuff in the name of dieting.
It's easy, economical, and effortless for every one. I figure if I get eight of these babies and wear four on each hand, I should be able to achieve that bikini body I've been longing for since 1975 by late spring! And the best part is, I shell out $4.00 each. Let's see $4.00 x 8 fingers = $32.00. That's less then we spend for a nice dinner out. And nowhere in that ad does it mention foregoing my favorites! It's a win-win!
I'd hang around and chat longer, but I've gotta' get right on this! Hmmm... Goldtone or Silvertone?