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Monday, January 18, 2010

Ringing My Way to Thinness!

For years I thought the only way to lose weight was through diet and exercise--neither of which am I particularly fond!  Lets face it:  most healthy foods don't have the same appeal as pepperoni pizza and chocolate;  spending time on the treadmill is much more exhausting than being a couch potato and watching a good movie.


But all that is behind me (especially the pepperoni pizza and chocolate!) now.  I have just found the secret to losing those extra, unwanted pounds and I'm willing to share it with you.  I don't expect anything in return (but feel free to send cash and gifts).


Who knew that losing weight could be so easy?  I feel so sorry for those people who have spent hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on gym memberships, Jenny Craig, Nutrisystems, and Weight Watchers.  I also regret all those times when I passed on pepperoni pizza, potato chips, or pasta; resisted Russell Stover; gave up Godiva Chocolate--okay, obviously there weren't that many times for me!  But I'm sure others have overlooked opportunities to O. D. on all kinds of yummy stuff in the name of dieting.


Ta-Daa!!!!!


It's easy, economical, and effortless for every one.  I figure if I get eight of these babies and wear four on each hand, I should be able to achieve that bikini body I've been longing for since 1975 by late spring!  And the best part is, I shell out $4.00 each.  Let's see $4.00 x 8 fingers = $32.00.  That's less then we spend for a nice dinner out.  And nowhere in that ad does it mention foregoing my favorites!  It's a win-win!


I'd hang around and chat longer, but I've gotta' get right on this!  Hmmm...   Goldtone or Silvertone?




33 comments:

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I'm afraid I'm going to have to get toe rings also. I'll never get through a metal detector.

Brittney said...

LMAO!! thats just lovely... ummm.. let me know how it works! lol

Bombshell BLISS said...

You always find the best weight loss tools. Ahem.

Just Joany said...

Oh, wow! You are my hero. I'm runnin' right out to get my eight, right now. This time, next month, my doctors will not recognize me.

Love this post! What am I saying? I love your blog!

~ Just Joany
Red Wagon Flights

Kimberly said...

WOW! Never even heard of anything like this before!

ethelmaepotter! said...

Hips, butt, stomach, and thighs...hmmm...now they're gonna be fit and trim, but won't they look out of place with my double chin and sagging upper arms? Why don't they make a ring for those areas, too?
You know, the sad thing is, these people will probably make money off this silly ring!

My name is PJ. said...

Have you been reading the ads in the back of Screen Star magazine or comic books?

Did you buy the breast growing cream too?!

Mesina said...

CRAP! Do they deliver to the UK?! I mean they should right? I NEED 4! PRONTO!
LOL Eva, this is why I love coming here ♥

blueviolet said...

You have GOT to be kidding me.

Queenie Jeannie said...

LOL!

DJan said...

I just KNEW there must be a way to lose weight without working at it. Watch out, though: if you overdo it you might disappear!

lakeviewer said...

Yes! And if we add toe rings, we'll be thin enough to don our bikinis by summer!

jules said...

Silver-tone for sure! Yay! Ha ha.

5thsister said...

Go for the gold baby!

(if only it were that easy...)

TechnoBabe said...

Four on each hand!! I would have to wear toe rings too! All ten fingers and all ten toes. Thanks for sharing the info. You're a doll.

Eva Gallant said...

Queen-Size: I declined getting toe rings, too, for fear I'd fade away entirely!

Brittney: It's just so brilliant, I don't see how it can fail!

Bombshell: If I spent as much effort trying to lose weight as I do finding ways to lose weight, I wouldn't need to to the latter!

Just Joany: Thanks so much...I try to provide a service when I can!

Kimberly: I hadn't either. which is probably why I need to lose weight in the first place!

Ethel: Good point; I may have to rethink my strategy!

PJ: I'll have you know I don't read such trash! This came out of the perfectly legitimate Healthy Living Catalogue by Amerimark. And the answer to your second question is yes--my breasts are ginormous--which may pose a problem standing upright when the rest of me gets trim and tiny!

Mesina: And I love that you come to this blog!!

Blueviolet: Have you EVER known me to kid about anything??

Queenie: I concur.

DJan: That is exactly why I didn't order toe rings, too!

Lake; Oh, I'm afraid toe rings might just be over-kill!

Jules: I was leaning toward the silvertone.

5thsister: Now I'm not sure if I should have ordered the silvertone!

Techno: Always glad to share the knowledge!

Steven Anthony said...

Im wondering if I wear it on my toes, then will I llose wieght even faster?

Missy said...

THIS is what has been missing!
Thanks for sharing! ;)


Stopping in from SITS.

UberGrumpy said...

:)

Is it guaranteed?

Flory said...

LOL! I really want this to be true! :)

The Retired One said...

Looks like a ring for a certain part of a MAN's body, you know what I mean? And we don't want THAT to get skinny, now DO we????

FairOphelia said...

Firstly, thanks for your comment.

Secondly, what an...interesting (?) idea.

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

I'm with you on this as well. Order me up 4 or 5!! (And I'll pay you after the first 10 lb falls off!!)

Unknown Mami said...

I'm gonna get some for my toes, too.

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Just goes to show that the people who try to sell us on eating right and exercising are just a big conspiracy to keep us from enjoying the good life!

Eva Gallant said...

Steven: I don't know if I'd put any on your toes if I were you; it might wilt your willy!

Missy: No problem' glad to spread the world.

Uber: All the information I have, I posted! lol

Flory: Don't we all!

Retired: No, that definitely would not be a good thing!

Fair: You're welcome.

Sandy: Cash up front and no refunds. lol

Mami: I don't know....putting them on your toes could have dangerous results.

Blissed: I think you hit the natl on the head!

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

I can't believe this weight-loss secret has been hidden from us for so long! :)

BONNIE K said...

Sign me up.

gayle said...

I want one!!:)

Cheryl said...

LMAO! I love it. What's next?

Sandy said...

Too funny! And I bet they are selling them by the bucketload!

Candice said...

I bypassed the ring and just had my lips sewn shut. Seems to be helping thus far.

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