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Monday, March 22, 2010

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

This is the cleanest E-mail joke

I've come across in a long while!


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her


husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"


She asked.

"Hunting Flies"

He responded.








"Oh. ! Killing any?"


She asked.


"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.


"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,


2 were on the phone


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29 comments:

Tgoette said...

OMG that was soooo funny! The wifey and I both died when we read that. Good one Eva! Thanks for sharing!

And thanks for stopping by! Always a pleasure to see you!

Brian Miller said...

lol...new take at an old joke...hope you had a great weekend!

5thsister said...

I always like to start my day with a morning laugh! Thanks for the chuckle!

My name is PJ. said...

That was cute AND funny!!!

DJan said...

Yes, Eva, thank you for the wakeup laughter.

glnroz said...

just what I need this morning.. lol.. you aint right..

Double Wide Mom said...

BAHAA! That's great! Have a good Monday!

Heather said...

ROFLMBO! I love it! That was hilarious!!! Stopping by from SITS!

Debbie said...

I actually thought that was pretty funny Eva! Too cute and the graphics really added to it....love those flies.

Steven Anthony said...

hahahhahahaha so funny...and true,lol

Kristina P. said...

Love it.

Life Laugh Latte said...

Terrific! Thank you so much for the heads up on the video. I messed up the settings on Youtube. Corrected now! Holly:)

Heidi Walker said...

Thanks I needed a smile.

Canadian Blend said...

That was a good one.

That method doesn't require the eyesight Jack Webb must have had in "The DI" when identified the sex of a fly on the beach.

Miz Dinah said...

Badoom-cha! Cute. Were the male flies passed out on the can while the females tended the larvae? ;)

Meeko Fabulous said...

That was the freakin' best ever!!! LoL! I laughed so hard!

lakeviewer said...

Hope spring comes soon to warm you up! We all need to get out.

Midday Escapades said...

That is too funny. Loved that we both opted for a joke today. :)

Richard @ The Bewildered Brit said...

Hahaa! Love it! :)

The Retired One said...

I heard that one a while back, but it still makes me chuckle.....

Cinnamon-Girl said...

Aww, cute, thanks for the laugh!

Char said...

Bwahahaha, too funny. Thanks.

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh, that is FUNNY : ) You always make me smile. Thank you : )

Eva Gallant said...

Heidi: Thanks for visiting; hope I can always make you smile!

Steven: Watch out for those flies on your beer can!

Deb: I thought the flies were pretty cute, too.

Glen: If you keep telling me that I "ain't right," I'm going to start to believe you! lol

R.J. said...

I love any intriguing title that lures me in for a good joke. Good one. I thought you had read a British study that was actually going to answer what inquiring people want to know.

Me-Me King said...

Ahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh. Trust me, I needed it!

The Lucky Mrs. T said...

Over from SITS.

Very good post!

Poetic Shutterbug said...

Absolutely hilarious!

gayle said...

That' a cute one!!