Saturday, March 20, 2010

Some Saturday Silliness

A friend sent me these the other day, and I could not help but share these bits of humor with you!
First a little food for thought:

I have kleptomania,
But when it gets bad,

I take something for it.


Except that one where you're naked in church.

I may be schizophrenic,
But at least I have each other.



Sometimes I even put it in the food.


Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Then we have some t-shirts with little messages on them:

For those who love their jobs.

                                                             From wife to hubby.

                                                        For cat lovers everywhere.

                                                          So dog owners don't feel left out.

                                                              For men dealing with "issues."
                                                         For the ladies with "issues."

                                   For those who think children shoud be seen and not heard.

                                                           For those with guilt issues.

                                                          In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93.The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

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Brittney said...

Lol These are too funny!!

Kristina P. said...

You always make me laugh.

rental mobil said...

may i have it
charming t-shirt
thanks for read my comment

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

These were great. There's quite a few that I must steal to use for my own fan club! Thanks for always making me laugh.

My name is PJ. said...

I laughed and laughed. Some of those were right up my alley!!!!!

R.J. said...

Thanks for starting my day with giggles. I enjoy visiting your blog to see how another retiree approaches this time in life. I like your outlook.

DJan said...

You are so evil! These are all belly laugh inducing. Sometimes I wonder what goes on in that head of yours to come up with the gems...

singedwingangel said...

roflmbopimp.. those are hilarious and something my hubby or I would absolutely wear..

Midday Escapades said...

LMAO. Oh man I am snorting just reading this silliness! THanks for the laughs this morning.


Steven Anthony said...

lol....I have the wine one as a magnet on my fridge;)

and the church one, well....lets just say I', not talking;)

Lluvia said...

lmao!! these are great!

I didn't really like spitting my coffee onto my laptop, but SOOO WORTH IT!!

lakeviewer said...

I was fine all through this, till the hokey poky man story. You're too much!

The Lucy and Dick Show said...

Oh Eva! If they'd had him cremated they could have shaked him all about!

Brian Miller said... yout tshirt collection...the wait to go home...yeah i agree...

The Vegetable Assassin said...

You know, growing up on the OTHER side of the pond, we called it the "Hokey Cokey". I don't know anyone over there who'd say Pokey. Interesting, huh? I know.

The Retired One said...

OMG..I almost fell for the last part,I started reading to my hubby that the guy that wrote the hokey pokey died and then I got to the last part..

Start with a happy Red Head from Texas...... said...

I'm trying to resist the urge to send a few of these to people I know (who I do not always enjoy!).
Too funny!

gayle said...

So funny!!

sewa mobil said...

very funny

Unknown Mami said...

That Hokey Pokey joke gets me every time. I fall for it every single time.

Tam said...

I was already cracking up, but about died with the Hokey Pokey story. That was hilarious!!

sewa mobil said...

very funny