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Friday, March 5, 2010

Sometimes The Beat Doesn't Go On!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.


...and how was your day?

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47 comments:

Rafael Mantovani said...

lol that killed me. I can only imagine what it would look like from the other customers' perspective :-)

Steven Anthony said...

ha! that cracked me up....I was all like, wow clever to time it with the beat, then I got to the ipod part, I laughed so hard I may have peed just a bit;)

JackieA said...

I laughed so loud I DID pee in my pants - thank God for pantyliners!

Helene said...

Oh. My. God. That was "pee in my pants" funny!!! You are too much!!!

And I just read the other comments and noticed just about all of them peed in their pants too.

Maybe you should write "better grab a panty liner before reading" when you write hilarious posts like this.

Mary said...

Oh. My.

Britti said...

I am a new follower from Friday Follow.
I like your blog! Have a nice weekend!

My name is PJ. said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And you made me cough and choke too!

Tooooooooooo funny!!!

Anything Fits a Naked Man said...

Hahaha!! You NEVER fail to make me laugh! I love stopping by your blog! Thanks, I needed this!!

Have a great weekend!!

glnroz said...

you aint right,, lololol

DJan said...

You are a strange one, Eva! My, my, where do these things come from inside your brain? Were you born this way? LOL

Chrissy MacCEO said...

I LOVE you for posting this!!! Hilarious!!

w said...

hahahhhha! oh no!

also. i do that in walmart. in empty aisles.

Cinnamon-Girl said...

OMG that is hilarious!

Hillbilly Duhn said...

lol!!

My family and I were in Walmart one day, and we were walking in a line, talking about this that or the other, and I had to fart. So I did. And then I remembered where we were at. And I looked over at my eldest son, and said, "Damn boy! Did you have to do that now?" He replied, "Mom! That was you, don't blame that on me!"

lol I NEVER fart in public. I don't know what was wrong with me that day....:)

Colleen @ MuralMaker&More said...

I'm following you now from FF - that's after I finally quit laughing!
Can't wait to meet another "senior" blogger. Can you believe we're seniors? I still feel like I"m in my . . . 30's? At least, in my mind.
Stop by when you get a chance!

Jeanie said...

You made me laugh with that one. A second laugh just imagining the scene around you.

Margaret said...

Lol that is too funny!

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Happy Friday, and hope you have a great weekend :-)

lakeviewer said...

Not as fun as yours.

Angela said...

OMG! Thanks so much for that laugh! New Friday Follower, hope you are having a great day!

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Cybil said...

LOL - You crack me up! Have a great weekend!

Miss Footloose said...

You wrote: "suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod."

You better watch your memory, girl!

Eva Gallant said...

I've decided to answer comments via email whenever I can, so going forward, the only responses you'll see here are those for which no email address comes up when I click on the name.

Rafael: I'm glad if Maxine made you laugh. I can't claim that one as my own!

Steven: Is it time for Depends?

Glen: You've known that for some time now, haven't you?

Angela: Welcome! Glad you dropped by!

Traci said...

My day is better now -- you totally made me smile!
:-)
Traci

Pretty Things said...

LMAO! OMG you slay me!

Blissed-Out Grandma said...

Hah! A few minutes ago I heard a HUGE burst of laughter upstairs. Had to go up and find out the reason...it was my hubby reading your post.

Mesina said...

LOL...ahh Eva I love it!!!! ooh it sounds like something that would totally happen to me. Who said Ipods were great inventions?!

bizzimommiofboyz said...

"Following you from http://bizzimommi.blogspot.com Happy Follow Friday!"

Char said...

Eva, Nashville is sure to be calling you soon to ask you to "cut" a sound track! LOL

The Retired One said...

Eva,
At least she has rhythm. ha

Joanna Jenkins said...

You crack me up Eva!

Hope your weekend is grand.
jj

Unknown Mami said...

Eva, you are my kind of funny. Seriously, let's go on the road together.

joeandbridge said...

Good Afternoon! Happy Friday Follow! I am your newest follower. Come visit me :) and have a great weekend! Shoot me an email if you'd like me to subscribe, twitter or facebook.

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Em Static said...

Bwahahaha!

I <3 you.

Eva Gallant said...

Mesina: Glad I made you smile...but it was Maxine, not me! lol

Pinky's Cottage said...

That was so funny. My father used to blame my husband out loud when he passed gas when we were out shopping so everyone would look at him instead. Oh, my dad. Got to love em.

Ms. Sarah said...

this cracked me up. Happy sits saturday. congrats on making it two hundred. I am working on it. less than forty away. I have added you to my reader have a great day.

Run DMT said...

OMIGOD! LMAO That is freaking HILARIOUS! Is this true?! What a gas! (sorry for the pun)

I am passing this along to my friends. Thanks for the laugh. And a little word of advice: BEANO. ;-)

Visiting from SITS- Happy Saturday Sharefest!

Lluvia said...

BUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! this is great!!!

Just One Week said...

That would make a hysterical greeting card! You should submit that to Hallmark!

Stopping by from SITS!

Freely Living Life said...

LOL - thanks for the good laugh! :)

I found you through the "Friday Follow" and decided to follow you with Google Friend Connect. I look forward to further exploring your blog! Come on over and visit the Freely Living Life Family when you get a free moment. Happy blog hopping! <3

dustinnikki said...

I saw your blog on Friday Follow. I'm a little late but didn't get to check out as many blogs as I wanted to on friday. Great blog! I'm a follower now!

http://dustinnikki.blogspot.com/

Nicole

HeartsMakeFamilies said...

Hey just stopping by to say Hi from Friday Follow!

Happy Follow Friday!

Tami
www.heartsmakefamilies.com

Helene said...

Hey Eva, I'm gonna post the link to this post tomorrow! You crack me up!

Robin said...

Hi Eva...Wow I can picture that...sounds like something the hubs would do on purpose..without the IPOD...You are a riot..!

Jenna @ Newlyweds said...

Ha Ha Ha, I love this!! How hilarious!!!

Marianne said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my God, that is so hilarious. So awesome. So something I would do.

I'm stopping over from Helene's and boy am I glad I did, I needed that laugh!!! And fyi, Eva is one of my favorite names ;)

Thanks so much for the laugh!!!

Marianne
ficklewhitewoman.blogspot.com