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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Another One Bites the Dust!

Hubby is devastated.  After he went to Walmart and stocked up on hedge clippers, super glue and sequins, was ready to order business cards with the "Jazz up your VaJayJay the Gallant Way," and was getting his advertisers lined up, we discovered this PG video:



And further research found this comment on Chrissy, Queen of F**king Everything's blog:

"DIY Vajazzling.

Why pay $50 bucks to have a stranger touch your pubicals, when I can do it with stickers I got at Christmas Tree Shops for $1?"

(note: follow this link only if you are not easily offended; Chrissy does not treat the subject as gingerly as I do! And I'm serious here. I felt I need to give credit to where I found the info, but Chrissy does not mince words.)



So, Hubby's big money-making idea bites the dust!  And if he's not in the Vajazzling business, I'm not likely to get any Dickorating referrals. 

Back to the drawing board!
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15 comments:

Unknown Mami said...

A decorative surprise. Well, if I'm going to decorate my privates, my husband better dress his up too.

Bombshell BLISS said...

My 14 yo daughter just said, "Girls at school do that for spirit day"....cough, cough...WHAT!

She went on to say that they are call dazzle tatoos.

Gawd help me.

tattytiara said...

Okay, so someone found a way to make them look more attractive first. As far as I'm aware, though, the auditory improvement market is still wide open. They do still make kazoos, don't they?

Brian Miller said...

ok, off to get me a starter kit...think a smiley face might work?

My name is PJ. said...

I could not believe it the first time I heard this term! I'm with Unknown Mami on this one! She's a hoot!!

DJan said...

Sorry that your hubby's money making idea isn't going to pan out. It would have been such an interesting way to make a few extra bucks. I'm just sorry the dickorating business won't take off either!

glnroz said...

Ok, now this is sumthin I may not be able to live without,, where do I get em ? I may need to get two incase I mess up the first one,, maybe i will watch the video again, Oh,, here are the nice folks in their white coats..

Suldog said...

Well, you learn something new every day. How this trend slipped by such a randy old fart as I am, I have no idea. Is the male equivalent a dip of the testicles into Elmer's Glue and then dragging them across a pile of glitter?

Writing Without Periods! said...

Well, if I was as tiny as your model this would look good. I think my design would be totally different. I wonder if my 62 yo hubby would be "dazzled." :-)
Mary

Steven Anthony said...

LOL..this makes me snort, trust me, we guys dont care if it has jewels or not....we arent visiting down there for the sparkle, if ya know what Im saying;) as always you brought a smile to my face;)

Alyssa said...

Oh, no! I just read Bombshell Bliss' comment. Gotta go. Gotta call hubs. We only have 10 years til Lil Bits turns 14.....

*LLUVIA* said...

LMAO!!!!

I don't think my husband would notice anything sparkly down there! He only has one purpose there! LOL!

Candice said...

I wonder how many people have their brown eye decorated with that stuff?

Eva Gallant said...

Alyssa: Don't worry; by the time she's 14, there will be something worse to worry about, I'm sure!

Steven: For shame! You need to slow down and enjoy the landscape! lol!

Mary(writing): I'm afraid my belly would be hanging down over it if I had it done! lol

Glen: And my Mom thought it was radical when I had my ears pierced!

Brian Miller said...

ok, so i was driving down the road thinking about this...and i i think this could really catch on with guys too...

ding-b-ling