Okay, where the heck have I been?? I missed this new fad altogether. It wasn't until I visited Bombshell Bliss on Saturday morning that I learned about VaJazzling. There are actually ladies out there who pay to have a bikini wax and then add an assortment of Swarowski crystals. (Not to be confused with ordinary rhinestones that you could get at Walmart; after all, if you're going to adorn your hoo-hah entrance with a blingy figleaf or something for $115 to $750, you want the real goods!)
In case any of you were as in the dark on the subject as I was, I've posted a video (no crotch shots!) of Jennifer Love Hewitt babbling about her bedazzled but bare bush below:
Well, my reaction to the idea of a crystal crotch would be a concern about suffering from itchy couchie!
Meanwhile, my Hubby jumped on this! (the idea, not Jennifer Love Hewitts vajazzled vajay!). He's decided that southern Maine needs a vajazzling venue, and he's wanted an interesting part-time retirement career. He's gone to Walmart to pick up some hedge clippers, paint brushes, sequins, and super glue so he can start raking in the dough! (Sequins? Mainers aren't so snobby as to demand the high end stuff),
In my mind this whole trend can only lead to one thing: Dickorating! (Hubby says if it comes to that, he'll leave that part of the business in my hands!)