Well, it's happened again... another march for gender equality in Maine. You may recall a while ago I ran a post about Toplessness in Maine. If you missed it, click.here . Well, this week a student at the University of Maine in Farmington, Andrea Simoneau, orgainized a similar march in the small college community of Farmington.
Once again a couple dozen females decided to drop their tops an a nice sunny day and this time march through downtown Farmington, Maine. There were mixed reactions. One lady ran around trying to hold up a blanket to shield those dangerous duos (pairs of boobs!) from the helpless crowds, all the while ranting that the women were degrading themselves. A man in his sixties chose to shed his shirt in support and march with the ladies.
Michael Heath, Founder of the American Family Association of Maine says, "The promotion and presentation of public nudity is a staple of the homosexual rights movement." I'm so glad he cleared that up for me! All this time, I thought these ladies were marching for the right to tan their ta-tas if they choose; sweat without shirts if the temperature tempts them.
It all makes sense now! They are baring their boobs so that those dangerous homosexuals out there can get married....yeah, that's it Michael! How could I ever have missed the connection! Duh!