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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Why Computers Sometimes Crash

You've gotta read this out LOUD...




Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the
access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.



If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!




If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.




When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you'll have to flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly turn the darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!



Well, that certainly clears things up for me.  How about you?


Thank you, Bill Gates, for bringing all this into our lives!


Note:  I wish I could claim this as original, but a friend sent it to me on email and I just had to share!

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17 comments:

Brian Miller said...

ha. dr seuss rhymes are always so fun to say...nice one...computer problems...ack

Blackberry Cottage said...

Very clever - and fun to read out loud!
Susan

lakeviewer said...

I didn't know this one. Funny. Yes, we can all repeat in unison: "If a packet hits a pocket..."

DJan said...

I like the cowboy pecking away on the computer, and the words are priceless, like you!

Laffylady said...

So funny and true...Dont forget you are on LOL tomorrow...enjoy..!

The Lucy and Dick Show said...

Way too funny! I want the phone number of the cowboy too! OK?

JennyMac said...

Too funny!

natalee said...

VERY CLEVER!!!!!!!! Made me smile...hugs

Eddie Bluelights said...

Very funny Eva - made me laugh.
I used to think computers were obedient and literal servants! Not any more!! They seem to be our masters.

Debbie said...

Love those computer jokes...they are a riot. Did you know my husband is the Computer Mechanic? He used to write an article called Technology Tuneup! He has his own website too called Flippingbits.com check it out!

Steven Anthony said...

love this....lol

comps can drive ya to distraction, but I cant even remember life without one.

R. J. said...

Now that you mention computer problems, I think a being from outer space has invaded my mother board. My CD ROM drive has been grinding away for three days and nothing is in it. That is the second one in two years that won't play well in my computer. This machine makes me grind my teeth. Dr. Seuss is funny but my computer isn't.

FabuLeslie said...

Cute. Love love love me some rhymes. :)

Suldog said...

Excellent job, whoever wrote it! And any blog post with a cameo by Bill The Cat is OK by me!

Joanna Jenkins said...

Gotta love Dr. Seuss. This was very cleaver Eva. Thanks!
jj

The Retired One said...

Hilarious Eva! I needed to put my tall white and red striped tophat on to read it. ha

Eva Gallant said...

Fabuleslie: so glad you like it!

Steven: Like a spouse...can't live with one, can't live without one! lol

Debbie: Love the name flippingbits! Definitely will pay a visit!