I've been giving some thought to going back to work. I've been retired for a little over a year now, and I've had time to think about what I really would like to do. It would be nice to have some extra cash to do things....this social security and little pension of mine don't quite make it for comfortable living. (Take a hint, you young 'uns out there! Start saving for your old age now....it gets here a whole lot faster than you'd think!)
I'm trying to put together something to post on Monster Jobs and similar sites. First I guess I have to establish some criteria:
1. Work schedule: no more than 6 hours per week. (I need my rest and blog time.)
2. Duties: no heavy lifting, no heavy thinking, no contact with customers.
3. Work environment:
a. Pleasant surroundings. Must be heated comfortable in winter and air conditioned in summer;
b. Eye candy in the form of 25 to 40 year-old handsome, buff, men a definite plus.
(all though as time goes by, looks and buffness decline in priority--most any male will look good to me, soon, I'm sure.)
c. On site bartender or equivalent that serves up Pina Coladas a necessity.
d. Proximity to restroom needed to avoid crisis situations. (Bladder control not all it used to be.)
e. Restroom proximity less a requirement if free Depends are provided by employer.
5. Compensation: Generous and frequent, in cash, $50 denominations preferable.
Well, gotta' put this together and start browsing the employment websites! I'm sure there are a plethora of opportunities out there that meet my requirements. Wish me luck.