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Friday, July 30, 2010

Booty Pop Panties

Once again, I find there's a beauty product out there that I totally missed!  Booty Pop Panties are described as "body enhancing."  If you don't have enough junk in your trunk, here's the instant solution!  You can go "from flat to fab" in seconds!  Darn....It's taken me years to go from flat to fab, and all the way to fat!


Little did I know I could have skipped all that pizza, fries, burgers, and chocolate and achieved the same look in Black Licorice or Carmel Nude for $19.95 plus $6.95 shipping!  So much cheaper and so much quicker!  And I could have a pair to wash and a pair to wear for that price!  Who knew??? 

Well, I feel a responsibility to let all you ladies out there know that you no longer have to take the tedious slow route through pizza, burgers, and fries, like I did!  You can  save time, trouble, and money!
All you need to do is click here to go to Booty Pop Panties website and check out the video and order your own huge butt  enhanced derriere! 

There is a warning or disclaimer on the website that I copied, because I wanted to be sure you knew what you were "getting into," so to speak:

So happy booty boosting, all!


PS.  Don't forget to register for my Taste of Heaven in a Jar giveaway!  What giveaway, you say?  Where have you been?  Click here to check that out!  And BTW Baconnaise is Kosher, Vegetarian safe, and is available as Baconnaise Light!

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29 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Just what the world needs, all the ladies looking like Kim Kardashian. Not that the boys would mind I guess. Still, there's enough junk in my trunk right now to negate the need for those, I fear. I have a bubble butt. Not huge but round sideways. I could have MODELED those damn panties.

Kristina P. said...

I just saw these on Wendy Williams this morning. I've been looking for a new As Seen On TV item to review, so these might be it!

Jen said...

Lol. I'm sure the junk food is a much more fun way to get the same effect though :p. Just found your blog via fybf, it's terrific :)

Anonymous said...

As a girl that doesn't have a butt at all, this is perfect! But would be akward if you did bring a guy home and he saw these.

Brian Miller said...

i just wish they were not so snug...they kinda chaff...err...

Anything Fits A Naked Man said...

Oh, Yikes!! Um, no thank you!!

R. J. said...

Will they grab those thunder thighs and stuff them in back like a bustle?

jfb57 said...

Well, you learn something every day!

Lori @ RRSAHM said...

Awww yeah. Gots to get me some of those. I;m not sure the world could take it though, me being any sexier... ;)

Eva Gallant said...

jfb57: Isn't the internet great??

Anonymous: Ah...I have no idea what it would be like to have no butt at all!

Jen: Junk food is the best route to junk in the trunk!

Steven Anthony said...

want to hear something even scarier? Ive seen these for men...lol, no joke.

K A B L O O E Y said...

Carmel nude?

Writing Without Periods! said...

I love the name!!!
Mary

Jen said...

Dare I ask...what's next???? This goes to show....any idea you have, put it to use, on the web!!!

The Retired One said...

Evidently they are selling, Eva....those boys like a little junk in the trunk for sure. ha

Pat said...

What I want to know is, what happens after a woman successfully picks up or wins over a man, they go back to his/her place and she takes off her push up bra, her booty pop panties, her spanx, and stands there like a skeleton out of the closet? I hope she has a bag to put over his head first, before she starts to take off her parts!

The Good Cook said...

I have always had enough Junk in my Trunk. LOL

Joanna Jenkins said...

Ha! As if I'd EVER need a pair of those :-)
What will they think of next?!?!?
jj

Tgoette said...

First Baconnaise and now Booty Pop Panties...I'm sensing a trend here. LOL!

Both are defining moments in human achievement!

Great post, Eva!

natalee said...

LOL!!! Im sooo getting a pair..

Heather said...

Eva - It's great to meet you. Thanks for stopping by my site, SITSta! :) I love the booty panties. If only I didn't have a (big) booty of my own, I'd order a pair! I knew you'd be a good blog to follow when I checked your site - you're a RedSox fan AND a Leo. :)

xoxo, Heather (purebebe)

Kola Kokahalla said...

If you wore those panties with the fake rubber nipples you get to enhance your top area, I'm sure we could all have the world eating out of our hands. Men must be confused though. Off come the padded bras and now undies and half their girlfriend's disappeared!

Eva Gallant said...

Kola: Maybe they can just assume they were drunk when they met, and then sobered up!

Jen: Isn't that the truth?

Steven: Now there's a good idea. Then maybe all those teenage boys wouldn't have their pants falling down off their butts!

Rose said...

don't think i need this item. my butt is well padded and will never need this item. Rose

Eva Gallant said...

Rose: I'm totally with you on this one!

Dawn said...

wow! hilarious! i am just stopping by to say i am now following you from Meeting You Monday! I will def be back! :)
dawn
http://flipoutmama.blogspot.com/

smashbravo said...

Ummm I have seen the commercials for this and there are some shots of the "big booties" that look really strange. There is one of a girl going up some steps and as she does it looks like a melon jumped in her pants, plus it looks kind of lumpy and unnatural.
So though I don't have much of a behind, I never did. I don't think I would buy these, I would be all stressed out wondering if I had that melon look going and that would be worse than having no butt.

Though I would love to see a real review on these and see what someone who actually tried them on though.
Maybe you'd like to volunteer?? LOL

I am kidding you...


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One 2 Try said...

People are paying for a fat butt????? I think chocolate is a better purchase. Thanks for participating in Fancy Meeting You. Rita from One 2 Try

Sorry kid, your mom doesn't play well with others said...

Haha! I found it!!! I prefer the junk food route, it is just rewarding knowing you did it by yourself