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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Hangers Could Become Racks!

There was so much positive response to "Hangers," that I've had to rethink things.  A little research, and "voila!"  Hangers could become Racks! 

If you read yesterday's post, you know that my idea for a seniors chain to rival Hooters, was predicated on the assumption that older ladies' hooters are hangers, rather than perky things.  Well, guess what?  There is a product out there that can serve a dual purpose:  turn those hangers into perky "racks,"  and also make it easier for these senior ladies to dispense beverages while working at Hangers!


It's called the Wine Rack.  (How appropro is that??)  This baby can turn sagging "C's" to delightful "D's".   It's as comfortable as a sports bra, is available in small and medium, and can hold up to 25 oz. of your favorite beverage.  There's a dispenser tube, and an on/off valve to control the flow.  No carpel tunnell issues from balance heavy trays of drinks!


Somehow, I suspect customers will be jockeying for position to get their glasses filled with Metamucil Martinis and Pepto Bismols on the Beach when they come from this dispenser!  Of course you have to use your imagination and put a 60-plus lady in the Wine Rack!  (You know, a few stretch markes, a few wrinkles, etc.) 

In case you are wondering where I found such a perfect product for my purposes, it's available at Baron Bob's Gift Store.  This many other unique finds are on line at his store!  I encourage you to browse...you may see something you just can't live without!

Note:  I have not been compensated in any way for featuring this site.  I found it and just had to share it!


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17 comments:

Helene said...

I love it!! Pepto Bismols on the Beach...that's classic! How about Bengay on the Rocks??

Rose said...

strange item. i'll have to think about, do i want or not. still thinking

Mary at Deep South Dish said...

You are on a roll this week aren't ya? Or is that ... a rack and roll? ;)

My name is PJ. said...

Metamucil Martinis!!!! You're insane and we love it!

Brian Miller said...

haha. you have got this all figured out eh? smiles.

DJan said...

And for the really big racks, after use as a wine container, you could use them as laundry baskets! What a concept! This is pretty funny, Eva.

natalee said...

I found my hubbys Christmas present

lakeviewer said...

It's about time!

Steven Anthony said...

a pepto on the beach, lol...sounds perfect ;)

Devan @ Accustomed Chaos said...

Hangers - HILARIOUS! That bra doesnt look too comfortable but it sure is funny ♥

Kristina P. said...

You always have the best ideas.

Wow, that was awkward said...

Two boob blogs in a row! Can't wait for number three!

Midday Escapades said...

The things that people think of and that you can find. Amazing! I'm thinking I may have to invest in this wine rack.

Pat said...

I had already checked out these "racks" and my hooters are too big! That's right! They discriminate against big hangers! The nerve!

I like your take on the drinks, though!

Eva Gallant said...

Steven: Would you like that drink dispensed from the rack?

rose: Think of the possibilities! I'd fill mine with pina coladas and sit in my recliner and sip away while watching mindless tv!

Greg: Thanks!

Wanderlust said...

What? Only small and medium?! So unfair!

Kaylen said...

Hilarious!!!