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Saturday, July 31, 2010

Saturday Silliness

Surprise!

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."
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Living by the Rules

WOMEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO:  SNORE, BURP, SWEAT OR PASS GAS.

THEREFORE, WE MUST BITCH OR WE BLOW UP!!

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Married Men Go Fishing

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'

Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him,You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?

Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.  When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:  'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'

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12 comments:

Brian Miller said...

i never would have got to go fishing...smiles.

My name is PJ. said...

The jokes you find are so funny, EJ!

Pat said...

Hee-hee. Thanks for the giggles this morning.

Steven Anthony said...

bitch or blow up....lol

Poetic Shutterbug said...

I like that bitch or blow up! :D

Tgoette said...

Well no wonder the wife hasn't blown up! LOL!

Great funnies, Eva!

RNSANE said...

Very funny...and Brian's comment is even funnier.

Eva Gallant said...

Steven: you've got your choices! lol

Rose said...

all so cute. lovedthe one re the man at the table / under it. thanks. Rose

Eva Gallant said...

Rose: Glad you enjoyed them!

Meeko Fabulous said...

I love reading these on Monday morning. :) They just start my day off with a good laugh.

KellyGrrl said...

Those were great! haha Thanks for stopping by - your blog is really nice