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Monday, August 9, 2010

Bizarre Brassieres

If you've been hanging around my blog a while, you know I've posted my opinion of Victoria's Secret.  Well, now, thanks to a site called The Frisky,  I've become an expert on bizarre bras!  What follows is a strange assortment of bras, so brace yourself!

For the girl who wants to always look cold....so guys will offer you thier jacket?--there's the Nipple Bra.  Like the write up says, you can have support while sporting the braless look.  I don't think anyone would buy that look on me.  (They know if I go braless, my nips will be down by my navel!)


This one is the "Hand Bra."  It never lets your breasts down!  I'm just not sure how it would look under a sweater.......


Now here's a look!  The Lighted Bra:  men will be drawn to you like moths to a flame!  At the very least, you could light up someone's life!
This is called the Doodle Bra, so you never have to lose a guy's phone number again.   Picture it:  You're in a bar, the guy is coming on to you, so you ask for his number.  As he fumbles for a pen, you whip open your blouse, hand him a sharpie pen (which you were carrying in your cleavage!), and say "Just write it near my heart!"  (Of course, in my case, that could creep the guy out, and he might run extremely fast in the other direction!)



The Candy Bra needs no explanation, but let me just say if it were chocolate candy, it would never make it from the box to my body!


One of my favorites is the Solar Powered Bra.  This could be a great way to power your I-Pod, your cell phone, or your laptop.  Let's just say it's good for a charge!

The Silicone Bra is for when you want that no-bra look, but don't want to look cold!  The problem could be keeping it up.  Super Glue, anyone?

 
So I won't be accused of ignoring Victoria's Secret completely, there's their  Black Diamond Fantasy Miracle Bra;  I guess the fantasy and miracle would be having the bucks to be able to get past that '$5,000,000 price tag.   Yes, you read it right---five million buckaroos for that baby!

Now up to this point, it's been ladies lingerie.  But guys, don't feel left out.  This craze is growing in Japan and will be stateside soon, I'm sure!  Check out the video!




Did I hear the last word she spoke correctly?  It sounded a lot like "cuckoo."  If that's the case, it sums up this whole post perfectly!
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34 comments:

Steadfast Ahoy! said...

Too weird for this woman. Do you remember the "BRO" from the Seignfeld series? If my man started wearing bras....... Well, he won't even wear necklaces or bracelets, so I guess I really don't have to worry about bras.:)

Rosemary

ethelmaepotter! said...

You certainly got the title right - BIZARRE!

The men's bra - HUH???? Like, WHY????? I mean, come on ladies, if WE didn't have to wear them, WOULD we? Once you get beyond training bra stage and perhaps your first B cup, you've had it with tugging straps, pushing and pulling, breaking in new bras, right?

The nipple bra - I remember reading about these several years ago - a test was done in a party setting, with one woman wearing a push-up bra and another wearing the nipple bra - the nipbra woman got 10 times the manly attention of the pushup woman!

Another great find, Eva!

Juz said...

Did you se the bra called "The Wine Rack" - it's a plastic bra that can hold 750 ml of wine. And it comes with a handy straw.

Mesina said...

Who would want perma nips?! And uh...I would love that hand bra if I was single. Just to get a guy down to the diry biz and whip that sucker out. I'd have a camera of course to hand...just to catch the look on his face running out the door! HHAHAH...freaky.

Mesina said...

**That's dirty biz. This is what happens when you type with a sleeping baby in your arms.

Brian Miller said...

nope. i draw the line...
interesting...$5000...i think i just might die if i found that in our house...definitely high on the weirdness scale...what if that solar powered on shorted out...hmm....

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Kathie said...

Oh Eva, I am laughing out loud, this is great, I have to post a link cause nobody's going to believe any of this. Thanks for making my day!

Kathie

Eva Gallant said...

Juz: On July 22 I did a post called Hangers could become racks on just that subject! lol

Kathie: Feel free...I didn't believe it either!

jules said...

Call be a prude, but I wear a bra to keep my nips from showing. As for the silicone bra, I have it and it's awesome. It's sticky inside and stays on itself. It's perfect for halters or anything with thin straps and sometimes ever just to stuff your regular bra. Two thumbs up for that one!

Mandy said...

Ha. I actually have that silicon bra. It's sticky, so no glue required.

DJan said...

Yuck to most of these bras. I guess the silicone one must be okay, since several commenters actually own it. And why anyone would wear a bra who doesn't have to is really cuckoo!!!

natalee said...

Those crack me up.. imm soo getting the candy one... the one with the nipples weirds me out

Erin @ Slipcover Your Life said...

Thanks so much for stopping by this morning! Hope you're having a lovely day!

Joann Mannix said...

I have the silicone one too. It works. I have every kind of bra imaginable, sports, halter, criss cross, strapless. I have to, to keep my National Geographic ta ta's upright.

Nicki said...

Oh my God! I am a new follower of yours and this is hysterical!! Thanks for the laugh tonight. I needed it. I do remember the "bro" from Seinfeld but this is, ummm, real?? Wow. I do, however, want that candy bra. Those damn necklaces never come with enough goodies and that bra could actually satisfy my sweet tooth!

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Jen said...

O M G!! What is this world coming to!!!!

Jen said...

O M G!! What is this world coming to!!!!

Writing Without Periods! said...

A good bra is such a find. I'm not sure about these. I'd like that one by Victoria's Secret...all diamonds. I'd go braless for that baby.
Mary

Kristina P. said...

I've been rubbing my nipples down with ice everyday, to achieve that harn nipple look, so this makes me so happy!

Eva Gallant said...

Jen: It's coming to men wearing bras, I guess!

Nikki: I'm glad I gave you a laugh! Welcome...so glad you decided to follow me!

Erin: Thanks for returning the visit!

Mandy: I wouldn't think that silicone one would give much support. You must have perky little hooters! lol

Jules: There's no room to stuff anything but me in my bra! lol

lexlocilori said...

That nipple bra was seriously the weirdest thing I have ever seen!

smArtee said...

I love the nipple bra...soooo funny..Ive never seen that before...now I know when I need to be updated on anything..I must come hear to educate myself...!Thank you Eva

gayle said...

I'll just keep the ones I have thank you!!

Flory said...

I just can't believe they have such a thing as a nipple bra. Everything else makes sense. :)

lakeviewer said...

You have too much time on your hands, dear one. Got to send you off on another cross country vacation, chasing bizarre architecture. Got love the engineering for all these.

Helene said...

Uh, yeah, definitely bizarre to say the least. That first one, the nipple bra, is unbelievable!! Isn't that one of the reasons we wear bras...so our nipples are covered!!! Who wants to be standing at attention all the time...no one would ever be looking at your face!!!

Pat said...

I have a hard enough time finding a bra to fit me, let along some weirdo bra with nipples sticking out!

Bras for men? That guy didn't even have man boobs! I know some men SHOULD wear bras, but that guy was as flat as a pancake. I don't get it. Was he a cross dresser or something? And leather? Talk about hot. As in temperature, I mean.

Marla said...

Where do you find this stuff? No, please don't tell me. My brain can't handle anymore.

Meri said...

Hilarious! I'd think that any of these doohickeys would render a woman unforgettable. Maybe memorable in a bad way, but still unforgettable.

Annie said...

OMG. I was loving this fun post. THEN. The ick factor kicked in at the end. Blech!!! Real men don't wear bras. It's like a woman wearing a codpiece. LOL

Eva Gallant said...

Steven: Will you be ordering a man bra?

Eva Gallant said...

Kelley: Welcome!

bettyl said...

It's just all SO WRONG! I love your post!

I wear a bra so you CAN'T see if I'm cold!