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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Body Paint and Lingerie Now Make Sense!




Last week I did a piece about the Miss Universe pageant going sexy.  There was some contraversy about the fact that candidates this year were photographed in little more than body paint, and last year the pageant was promo'd with shots of the contestants in lingerie.


I happened to find these photos of the Worst Costumes of the Miss Universe Pageant I thought I'd share with you!
Miss Zambia adorned with gourds.
Miss Venzuela looks like her costume was provided by Reynolds Wrap!
Miss USA gives us the Bird!

Miss Turkey's outfit all but gobbled!

Miss Trinidad and Tobago is reminiscent of a feather boa and a tablecloth.

 Miss Switzerland was somewhere between the RED Baron and a Knight.

Miss Spain has me seeing spots!



Glad Miss Peurto Rico had a bikini wax; her dress "leaves" little to the imagination.
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Miss Peru could carry a six-pack in her hat.

Miss Panama looks like a flock of wild turkeys gave up their lives for her outfit.

I wonder how many channels she can pick up with that antenna?

 I didn't show all 20...just the ones I thought were the worst!  Now I can understand why being photographed in body paint or lingerie might be a relief after being photographed in these things!!!


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28 comments:

Mary at Deep South Dish said...

That's some crazy costumes for sure!

Kristina P. said...

Seems rather low key.

Ratz said...

M speechless....

natalee said...

LOL!! You know that I'm addicted to that pageant only because I love watching these outfits... the gold eagle still has me shaking my head..... ms panama also had me saying wtf?? lol!!!! Hugs!!! great post!!!!!!

Canadian Blend said...

Some of those gals had to know they looked a bit, oh, ridiculous. Venezuela probably wants to shoot her handlers to this day.

Jen said...

Miss Peurto Rico has a pretty face......oh, no one noticed?....lol. I think this is the first time I was ever given "the bird"!! Interesting blog..

DJan said...

Is that why some people call them "coconuts"? And the Turkey... thanks for sharing these and giving me a big laugh!

Brian Miller said...

oh my...now a few of these are not bad...USA looks a bit Xena-ish...puerto rico is not bad...i bet lots of hunters liked it...smiles.

My name is PJ. said...

All Lady Ga-Ga wannabe's. Oy.

And


MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jen said...

OMG - I'm overwhelmed by the hideousness! Beautiful women in horrible clothes, what a trainwreck.

Steven Anthony said...

those are um....interesting. Usa looks like a vegas showgirl.

Steven Anthony
Man Dish~Metro Style

K A B L O O E Y said...

Which one's you again? I'm too lazy to read today.

Eva Gallant said...

Ratz: Is that a first for you?

Jen: I do think you were the only one who noticed her face!

Canadian: What a nightmare to have in their portfolio! lol

Jen: A trainwreck and then some!

Steven: I agree...interesting!

Cunning_Linguist said...

I call title tease, Eva. I came over here and got all excited thinking I was going to see you in body paint and lingerie. Tsk tsk tsk...... It seems as though I'll have to keep imagining. ;)


Seriously though, what's going on with Miss Peru? Is she single? She.... she knows about my search for a gal who can carry a 6-pack of brewski's on her head, right? If anybody knows her, tell her we should date.

Poetic Shutterbug said...

Nothing surprises me anymore. Lady GaGa would love these.

Eva Gallant said...

Cunning: If the title got you here, I'm glad. Sorry to disappoint but would not want to be responsible for any sudden heart attacks or cases of hysterical blindness. I'll pass the word on to Miss Peru!

loveable_homebody said...

I actually really like Miss Puerto Rico's... Although I agree that it could have been a bit longer in the front. Haha.

Katie said...

Miss Puerto Rico's - oh my!!!

Actually - they all look pretty cool - albeit a wee bit disturbing for the most part!

Reeni said...

The eagle is like Victoria Secrets Angels gone bad! These are hilarious!

Lindsey said...

Oh wow- those are RIDICULOUS! I can't believe Miss USA could even walk around with those wings. Love your commentary too. Made me laugh.

King of New York Hacks said...

I find it very offensive what you said about Miss Peru...I lent her my hat !!! AND, she never returned my six pack !! LMAO Great stuff...Crazy thing is, I see some of those girls on Friday nights heading out to clubs, if I could only get them to pose ! LOL

Eva Gallant said...

Lindsey: Glad I could make you smile!

Jane said...

I was able to watch it too. I thought that there were plenty of bizarre costumes this year. I am glad you had them all in one post. You made me laugh. Thanks.

Janiece said...

what has happen to the high class pagents?

Eva Gallant said...

Jane: I'm always glad to make someone smile!

Pat said...

I see what you mean.....body paint doesn't seem so bad now!

Tam said...

Lady Gaga missed her calling!!

Eva Gallant said...

Tam: A couple of those are definitely reminiscent of the Lady!