Saturday, August 14, 2010

Saturday Silliness




Two old guys talking

One said to the other: "My 85th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!"

First guy: "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"



My husband came in, handed me a piece of paper, and said, "Check this out.It's a test called, 'Are You a Procrastinator?' You should take it."

I looked at him and said, "You mean, now??"



Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking effusively as they got into a taxi in downtown Boston.  After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked, "You men Harvard graduates?"

"Yes Sir! Class of '2009!" they answered proudly.
The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their hand, saying, "Class of '58."


Getting Married in Heaven

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in heaven.

St. Peter said,"I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer....for a couple of months.  While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, you can get married in heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH COME ON!!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?!"

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Brian Miller said...

haha. think you passed that test...and i think a few preachers might be surprised...smiles.

Ratz said...

OMG... this is just the best.... I laughed so hard now that my office mates are giving me weird looks... this is so effing funny...

R. J. said...

Harvard irony indeed.

Jen said...

That was ssssssssooooooo funny!!!
The senior driver was right on too......left me

momondealz said...

Cute! Thanks for visiting momondealz from SITS. Yes, some freebies have catches but most I post are just require a simple sign up of some sort. :)

Steven Anthony said...

I love me some silliness;)

Pat said...

I have to remember that SUV one to share at the reunion tomorrow! It will be a big hit!

Joanna Jenkins said...

That first picture is another reason why I don't have a dog :-) Thanks for the belly laugh, Eva.
Happy weekend, jj

Eva Gallant said...

Steven: So glad I can bring you some silliness!

Jen: I the look on the dogs face!

RJ: This may be common in today's economy!

Ratz: So glad you're enjoying it!