Saturday, August 21, 2010

Saturday Silliness

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.  They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they went right to a  store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery, when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them..  They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,"
nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.

They were both stunned.  How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady."
"Yes, Father?"

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

 She replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."


Sam, stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.

Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What in the world is taking so long?'

'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,' Sam explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'

His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here.'




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Ratz said...

Hahaha! my saturdays + your posts... Perfect

Brian Miller said...

ha. now why would someone want to hit their wife with a golfball...smiles. happy sautrday eva!

My name is PJ. said...

I enjoy starting my Saturday mornings with your silliness!!

Jen said...

I am sitting here laughing.....really funny! I like your little cartoon pictures, too......good job.

R. J. said...

Thanks for the Sat. smiles and a late Happy Birthday. I like the joke with commitment issues.

DJan said...

Thanks for the laughs, Eva. I hope you are having a great weekend! They aren't the same since I started retirement; they're better!

Rose said...

all so cute and funny. esp. loved the priest story. thanks. rose

natalee said...

As usual t=you make me smile extra hard on Saturdays.... i love the priest one...LOL!!!!!!

Eva Gallant said...

Rose: Glad you enjoyed the silliness!

Jen: Glad you like them, Sis!

Ratz: I'm happy you think I bring perfection to your Saturdays!

Katie said...

I Love them! Thanks for posting these today. I needed a good chuckle!

Pretty Things said...

OMG that first one made me splutter in laughter!

Eva Gallant said...

PrettyThings: Hope you didn't get any on your keyboard!

Pat said...

Love the priest one! Have to share that one with my husband!