I'm just not that into him. I don't know how to tell him--his lifestyle is just not for me. Frankly, "hanging around" with him gives me a headache. I'm too old; I'm ready to go to sleep about the time he's ready to fly! I don't like flying. I decided years ago I was done with house pets (it's that whole guano-grabber-cooper thing...turns me off); the only things red I enjoy drinking are wine, cranberry martinis, and fruit punch. Then there's the immortality part--I'm not sure I even buy that!
The attention is flattering, but how do I break it off gently so the relationship doesn't come back to bite me? I just don't know. Any ideas?