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Thursday, September 23, 2010

My Bark Could Result In His Bite.

I'm just not that into him.  I don't know how to tell him--his lifestyle is just not for me.  Frankly, "hanging around" with him gives me a headache.  I'm too old; I'm ready to go to sleep about the time he's ready to fly!  I don't like flying.   I decided years ago I was done with house pets (it's that whole guano-grabber-cooper thing...turns me off); the only things red I enjoy drinking are wine, cranberry martinis,  and fruit punch.   Then there's the immortality part--I'm not sure I even buy that! 

The attention is flattering, but how do I break it off gently so the relationship doesn't come back to bite me? I just don't know. Any ideas?





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27 comments:

Kristina P. said...

That Edward sure is a creepy, sparkly nippled dude.

ethelmaepotter! said...

...and you make such a cute couple!

Sorry to hear it's not working out. As for how to break it off? Maybe tell him he was better in Harry Potter.

Ratz said...

Edward looks good but he can surely give me a headache. I am not much into me as well... as for the breaking up part, tell him you want to live in California or somewhere in the desert lands... maybe tat will help

My name is PJ. said...

Yet you look so happy there next to him!

I don't understand the whole TWILIGHT thing....or the TEAM EDWARD vs TEAM THE OTHER GUY thing.

Oy.

Brian Miller said...

haha...love at first bite?

did she say sparkly nippled?

glnroz said...

I never saw what ya (or anyone else ) saw in him the first place. Just another "fly by night" dude out preying on pretty women.. lol.

DJan said...

Yes, Brian, I checked, she did say sparkly dippled dude. Wonder how she knows that. Great work with Photoshop, Eva, or...

singedwingangel said...

BWhahahah too flippin funny.. personally I prefer the wolves to the bats lol

Pat said...

Yeah. I hear you. But, I could learn to love to drink blood from ERIC, from True Blood. Now HE'S a tall drink of water, I tell ya!

You are hysterical!

natalee said...

LOVE me some twilight......LOL!! You are too funny...

Bossy Betty said...

What a cute couple!! Was this at a recent event?

Steven Anthony said...

hahah, as we know from watching him with Bella, he doesnt take kindley to the word no...best of luck. ;)

lakeviewer said...

Oh no! You can't tell a vanpire you want to go separate ways! No Way! Just begin to wear Garlic Cologne, or Pesto Posto, or anything that begins to put distance between you and him.
Glad to know you're not fooled by good looks.

Jen said...

I guess we are in the same group....I am not into "twilight" or Edward.....good luck breaking that off, it was nice knowing you.

Jenn of PersonalFitCoach.com said...

Adorable! Such a shame you will have to break his heart. LOL! Thanks for stopping by my blog. Returning the favor.

Claudia said...

you are always so funny...
have never tried cranberry martinis..

jules said...

You surely don't want it to come back and bite you! ha ha. I like that sparkly man though. Perhaps you could ease his pain by telling him you know someone for him. hee hee.

Eva Gallant said...

Tatty: It would seem only fair...what's good for the goose....

Ratz: Hanging around with him gives me a headache 'cause bats hang upside down! lol

Glen: You hit the nail on the head!

Steven: Gee thanks!

Jen: Ditto what I said to Steven!

Tam said...

So the truth comes out...you're a cougar!

Being Me said...

Now THAT post deserves a Follow. No question. Brilliance! Commiserations on your break-up with the immortal one, by the way.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I think the real problem Eva, is the age difference. He's hundreds of years old and you're a spring chicken, it just wouldn't work! :)

Sparkly idiot. (him not you)

Naomi said...

thanks I sure needed a laugh this morning - so love the picture :)Naomi

Eva Gallant said...

Tam: Shhh....don't tell!

Veg: Good grief! I forgot all about that! Trouble is, he still feels young, and I don't. Plus, he's totally batty if he things I'm gonna' hang around upside down with him!

Charlene said...

Just say Good-bye dear boy, I've other bodies to explore!

Joann Mannix said...

What a fabulous pic! It caught my eye right away. You guys do make a lovely couple.

Having said that, I totally don't get all the vampirey phenomenon. And which one is he? I do like his Irish accent in real life, but that's about it.

Oh and you should add cranberry mojitos to your list, they are amazing.

Eva Gallant said...

Louisa: Thanks for dropping by. There are certainly more reality shows than regular ones these days!

ShowMe: Glad you decided to follow; hope you enjoy the ride.

gayle said...

So cute!! I read the books but not the last one just not into it!!