Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Ten Worst Looks of the Past and Present

With Halloween just around the corner, I thought it worth reviewing what Jennifer Romolini of the Shine Staff at Yahoo considers "the wors fashion trends of the past 10 years."  You might want to use one or more of these as part of their Halloween costumes; certainly some are scary enough to qualify!

                                                         Christina Aguilara
                                        The fake tan, for that slightly orangey glow.

Heidi Montag
 Excessive plastic surgery for that totally expressionless face and/or boobs the size of watermelons.

Kate Gosselin's reverse mullet haircut.

The Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi "Pouf"

Pamela Anderson
The shaved "no-eyebrows look" or as above, the penciled in eyebrows.

Tyra Banks
The "Wavy Hair Went Electric Socket Wild " look called crimping.

Black lipstick and black nail polish.  (sorry, I'm not sure who this is.)

Singer Cassie Ventura
The half-shaved haircut, or, "Army on the right, Lady on the left."

Kim Mathers
Lip-liner only for that "coloring book outline that never got colored in" look.

                                                                    Britney Spears
According to Jennifer, hair extensions which have been used beautifuly by black women to supplement their locks, have not been so great on white women who seem to bleach them to hay-like consistently.

Well, there you go!  Will one of these styles will complete your Halloween look?

For more detailed info on these looks and who wore them, click on the link below.
The pictures and information for this post come from Shine on Yahoo.
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Kristina P. said...

I don't understand why Britney's hair still looks SO bad. She shaved her head like 3 years ago!

Brian Miller said...

lol. i rather like kate's hair...just saying...

My name is PJ. said...

It's amazing how much money it can cost to look ghastly!

DJan said...

I also like Tyra's crimps. But that's not really her hair, is it? Fun group of photos for Halloween, just right! Black lipstick looks... dark.

Gaston Studio said...

I agree with PJ and would further add that it's a shame these people think they need the shock value to be noticed. Sad.

glnroz said...

Kinda scary how some women make themselves look "pretty",,lol.. do men do that too..Oh where or where is my hair "crimper".

Pat said...

Wait. I'm not supposed to SHAVE my eyebrows off? Oh-oh. They WILL grow back, won't they?

Bossy Betty said...

And I just bought a tube of black lipstick yesterday!

David Waters said...

I think Kate anything would make a great scary

Steven Anthony said...

spray tans are the equal to QT, remember that orange goo they used to sell in drugstores....plastic surgery, I guess its your biz if you want to get it done to the point your own mother doesnt know who you are...and Kate, ugggggggg enough said;)

MOMSWEB said...

I need to go back and look at some of my own 'past' pictures. Scary!

Jen said...

Some of these are sad!!!Money talks??!!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

As someone who used a hair crimper as a teen in the 80s, I have to say BAN THOSE EFFING THINGS FOREVER! Did no one learn from the first time around? ICK! Burn them. In fact, go back and burn 1988 or whatever too. These are all spot on. I'm sick of orange tans and bleached hair and giant boobs. It's so yesterday and even yesterday it was awful.

Veg, the fashion goddess, has spoken.

Pearl said...

I've never understood that dark eyeliner/lighter lipstick look. Just weird, you know?


I'm Jane said...

Snooki gets bonus points for the pouf AND the orange tan.

Eva Gallant said...

Glen: I think you'd be just darling with crimped hair and maybe some black lipstick!

Gigi: They are taking applicants for 2011..he has time to practice!

Stevan: I do remember QT! Yuk!

Jen: I agree....but most of those I wouldn't do for any amount of money! lol

I'mJane: Good point!

Ms. Wanda said...

What a great compilation of Halloween ideas, if I was a younger girl I'd probably go for that Christina look!

Wanderlust said...

Not sure which is scarier, black lipstick or lipliner only. Eek!

Joanie M said...

I wonder what Christine Aguilara looks like without her mask? Man! That's a lot of make up!