Saturday, November 13, 2010
"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.."
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
The Hypnotist At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center, and over 300 Seniors came to see the show. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch, it's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch. . . "
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's' fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'SHIT!' exclaimed the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vagas, but there are more Catholic churches than Casinos. Not surpisingly, some worshippers at Sunday services will give casino chips rater than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU? --
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