I want to warn my readers in advance today that some of today's silliness is rather risque. If you find such thngs offensive, you may want to stop reading now and return tomorrow. (I promise there will be nothing to offend you here tomorrow.)
Okay, if you're still with me, here goes:
Okay, I know that wasn't bad....I'm starting off slow.
Still not shocking, I know.......
Okay, now I'm crossing the line into the grey area of questionable taste.
I've said all along that thongs are merely dental floss!
And who's never found themselves in this predicament?
If I had a nickel for every time I needed one of those.....
Hallmark. The greeting cards for whatever you want to say!