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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Saturday Silliness

I want to warn my readers in advance today that some of today's silliness is rather risque.  If you find such thngs offensive, you may want to stop reading now and return tomorrow.  (I promise there will be nothing to offend you here tomorrow.)

Okay, if you're still with me, here goes:



Okay, I know that wasn't bad....I'm starting off slow. 



Still not shocking, I know.......



Okay, now I'm crossing the line into the grey area of questionable taste.


Still tetering on the edge of poor taste.....



This one is just a matter of interpretation....



I've said all along that thongs are merely dental floss!


I think that one may have come from a Grey's Anatomy episonde that didn't make it past the censors.



And who's never found themselves in this predicament?


Sometimes communication is key!



If I had a nickel for every time I needed one of those.....




Hallmark.  The greeting cards for whatever you want to say!

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19 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I believe there's a line for people I need to send a "get fucked" card to. :) Hey, Hallmark could change their name to "Hallsark".

Ha!

River said...

Thongs may be just dental floss, but I still don't want one in my mouth.

Joanie M said...

OMG!!! I'm laughing out loud at these!!!

I'm so tempted to send the nun one to my sister, the nun!

Each one is funnier than the last!

Thanks for the belly laughs this morning!!

Brian Miller said...

so all i gotta do is send a card?

ps. i was working on poses today for my swimsuit photo shoot...

Jean Has Been Shopping said...

Hahaha! These just kept getting better and better!
Safe sex - I think that's how hubby hurt his back last night.

Bossy Betty said...

I like the urinal one the best!

AnnOnandOn said...

EVA...you continue to outdo yourself. :D I blurted out laughing at a few of those.

David Waters said...

over the line works well for you...loved these;)

SisterMerryhellish said...

Would men even notice you'd stopped cutting their hair if your shirt was off? I vote NO!

Love them all! Especially the first, because, apparently, I didn't realize they were hairless!

Debbie said...

Oh girl! Those are great. I laughed myself silly.

injaynesworld said...

Hysterical. I'm afraid to ask where you had to go to find them... ;)

Mesina said...

haha! Oh how many times have I needed a get fucked card?! Too many. I'm getting a hold of Hallmark and telling them that's their new line for this year.

LOVED em Eva!!! xx

Kristin said...

Hi!! New follower from the Friday hop!

Kristin :)
Keenly Kristin

Eva Gallant said...

Cassie: Sorry about making you choke on your tea--glad there's no hard feelings.

Veg: You're not alone; I had no idea how popular that line of cards might be!

River: Ditto! Especially when someone's wearing the thing!

Jean: Lucky you--hope your hubby's back feels better soon!

Ann: Glad I was able to make you laugh.

SisterMerry: Glad you enjoyed my post. Hope you will come back often!

Jayne: Actually these were sent to me by a friend who reads my blog!

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Safe sex. Hilarious.

Jen said...

Too funny...this is why it always takes me so long to buy a card....gotta find one-with just the right wording-....lol

Reeni said...

These are really good Eva! I love the transplant one!

Eva Gallant said...

Mesina: So glad you enjoyed them!

Kristin: Welcome!

Jen: You know you could make your own with just the right wording! lol

Alli said...

As always, hilarious!