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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Getting Ready for TSA Esposure

I've said before that I don't care to fly, and that if I can't drive to a place, I won't be going.  I realize that in reality, an emergency could make it necessary for me to fly.   I would avoid it if at all possible, but should the situation arise where I can't avoid it, I decided I might as well prepare myself mentally for the whole body scanner.   Forewarned is forearmed, or whatever!

I understand these scanners take a pretty intimate picture of a person, so I need to determine, which is my best side?  Can you give me some input here?  (I do hope I don't offend anyone with my photos; I just need feedback on which would be the best pose if I do find myself having to fly and appear on those TSA monitors in the altogether!)


Love the way that X-ray takes away those excess pounds!   Maybe this won't be as bad as I thought!

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22 comments:

Kristina P. said...

It's like the Kama TSA-utra.

Cheeseboy said...

Wow Eva. They are all so saucy and provocative. I think you should do them all as fast as you can.

SherilinR said...

i think the second one down on the left might be perfect. then you could sort of crab walk through the scanner thing. bet they've never seen that before!

Brian Miller said...

ummm...you...yeah...lol

Michelle Saunderson said...

I cannot imagine how many germs would be on the floor, so any contact with the floor should be avoided.

jules said...

The second one! Definitely the second one! love it! ha ha.

DJan said...

I'd leave those high heels behind, Eva. Flying anywhere these days is not fun, but I'm sure you would find a way to make it funny!

Moooooog35 said...

This gave me a BONE-er.

Thank you. I'm here all week.

Mary at Deep South Dish said...

Haha, if only they would give us the option to "pose" then it might be more fun eh? Nope. One pose is all you get and probably not all that flattering. Well do like I did, just pass through and try not to think about it!! Yes. I got the virtual strip search already.

Jen said...

I think you have to imagine a whole different scenario...or wishful thinking[like images on this blog!].....just don't wear an underwire bra!!!!

Bossy Betty said...

I plan to just go naked through the line and hope they do a patdown anyway.

natalee said...

OMG!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

lakeviewer said...

I ditto Kristina P.'s.

Claudia said...

lol - glad you kept your heels on..you would've appeared naked without them...

Pat said...

Hahahahahaha! I love it!

Looks like I've got some warming up to do! I don't think I can get into ANY of those positions! Well, if I did, I don't think I could get back up!

Joann Mannix said...

I'd go with the second one across, because it's saucy yet still ladylike and it can show off your shoes.

David Waters said...

ha scanner porn, who knew...lol

Katie Lane said...

This made me laugh. You should practice them all - just in case?

Debbie said...

You may be on to something here. I bet we could make a fortune selling x-ray clothes that make you look skeletal!

Sofia's Ideas said...

Ok now that is Just HYSTERICAL!!!

I needed a good laugh! :)

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Eva Gallant said...

Michelle: excellent point; I hadn't considered that!

Jules: I'm certainly giving thought to your opinion!

Jen: If the patdown is an option, I'm going braless! I wish I could pick my patter, though!

Eva Gallant said...

Sofia: I'm so glad it gave you a chuckle!