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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

When Men Bake Cookies

There are some jobs that are just best not given to men--baking and decorating cookies for holiday parties is one of them.  Here's why:



You just can't trust them with cookie dough and a pastry tube!  Unless you want butts and boobies on your buffet.


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26 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Was this for a Charlie Sheen party?

tsonodablog said...

Speechless.......

a little hungry though.

Ⓙ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®☼₥... said...

Pulsipher is always a riot, isn't she?

Every male is a perpetual 12 year old......

Brian Miller said...

i love cookies...

Elenka said...

Who can wear those thong things anyway?
Oh wait, I know, young girls with girlish figures.
I remember that. sigh.

DJan said...

I think it's brilliant. I'd love to chomp down a couple of butts and boobies, just for fun!

Jen said...

You must have ket Joe make cookies, again!!!.......lol

Clipped Wings said...

Never would have thought of doing this with heart shaped cookies. This goes into my recipe book for the next party, LOL.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Those cookies are too expertly-decorated to have been done by a man. Any man decorating cookies would've lost focus and tired himself out laughing by the third boobie and went off to watch tv or something. That there's the work of a talented woman with steady hands, I'll bet.

glnroz said...

rolling out the dough is the greatest,,, :)

Michelle Saunderson said...

too funny.

Eva Gallant said...

Terri: You, speechless? Hard to believe!

Jen: If only he were that creative!

Clipped: There you go!

Glenn: You devil, you!

Michelle: glad I gave you a giggle.

SherilinR said...

those look delicious! nom nom nom on the hooters & hineys! i agree with becky, i'd bet a lesbian made these cookies.

Candice said...

I wonder if these cookies come in a larger size if you want granny panties?

rosaria said...

Oh No! Isn't Victoria Secret enough already!

Claudia said...

hubby was baking christmas cookies this year - but he must have hidden the ones with the dessous...smiles

Pastor Sharon said...

I would say I made those cookies, but some of you don't know that just because I'm a pastor doesn't mean I'm not a Lesbitarian. LOL

I confess. . . I made the cookies.

Pastor Sharon said...

Yep, the devil made me do it! LOL

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Who doesn't love a nibble at some boobies or a well browned ass on their buffet table? Oh wait. Me!

Those are actually quite cute although I think really some more phallic cookies need to be added to the selection just for equality, no? You'd have to be careful where you put the frosting though, clearly...

Queen-Size funny bone said...

those are cute

Helene said...

Yep....I can definitely see my husband doing that (if he could actually bake!)

Pat said...

Butts, boobies and buffets.....That's a lot of "B" words!

I know this had to be a figment of your imagination because I really don't know a man who bakes!

Funny, though!

Sarah Lindahl said...

Those are adorable!

Eva Gallant said...

Veg: You are decidedly evil...there would only be one place to put the frosting!

Sarah: I thought they were pretty cute when I saw them!

The Retired One said...

Those are adorable! Too funny.
I made a penis cake once, so heck, the guys get to have a little "snack" now and then too, right?

Confessions of a Vegetarian Bakeaholic said...

You have to admit though, the detail on some of those thongs was amazing! :)