Everyone likes to take a fun read to the beach, and this is beach season, so I thought I would compile a list of choices for you. These are unique finds, for the discriminating reader who doesn't want any old run-of-the mill romance novel. There are picks here for men and women. Browse at your leisure!
What's My Pee Telling Me? by Josh Richman & Anish Sheth
What does it all mean? Find out in this book devoted to demystifying one of the most basic bodily functions. Complete with facts, figures, illustrations and all sorts of information about the human body, you'll never think of yourself the same way again!
How to Traumatize Your Children
While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively. Don't leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions.
Next time you need to ask "Are you a hooker?" or "Can we stop cuddling?" - let these cute kitten and playful puppy postcards do it for you! Because asking awkward questions via baby animals isn't just adorably hilarious - it's also much easier than asking them yourself.
Part voyeuristic entertainment, part group therapy, Passive Aggressive Notes offers a fascinating look at the all-too-familiar frustrations of embattled office drones, apartment dwellers, parents, and pet owners everywhere.
Say what you mean in French, Spanish, Italian or Japanese - all with a little help from these phrase books. Whether you want to say "What's up?" or "F*ck you!" - here's how to master the essentials for every encounter, from the casual to the romantic and everything in between.
Encyclopedia of Immaturity
How to never grow up, the complete guide. This books expertly diagrams and explains how to make obscene noises with parts of your body, annoying pranks for you to play on others, and (unfortunately for your loved ones) much, much more.
Is it true that whoever smelt it dealt it? Probably not, so get your ears ready to detect the real culprit! This funny guide will help you identify the habitat, range and voice of ten common wind breakers. Let 'er rip!
There is no doubt that it took the authors an insane amount of time to craft Shakespeare's Hamlet into beautiful Klingon poetry...but really? Does the world really need this?
A treasury of spectacularly stupid remarks made by some of the most-quotable douchebags of all time, from David Hasselhoff ('There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me') to Oliver North, Leona Helmsley, David Blaine and others.
How To Be Inappropriate
by Daniel Nester
An eclectic collection of all-too-true essays chronicling dry, offbeat and mostly profane misadventures, author Daniel Nester has turned a lifelong obsession with extreme impropriety into a hilarious book that's sure to make you cringe with empathy and cry from constant laughter.
Well, there you go---an eclectic assortment for those who want something a little different for their summer read. You can find most of these on Amazon.com, Borders.com, or Kaboodle.com by title even if you don't have the author!