Different parts of the country respond differently to changes in the weather. I'm in Maine.
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Maine sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Maine drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Maine close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Maine get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door-to-door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Bostonians get upset because they can't start their snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Maine start saying...'Cold enough for ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Maine public schools will open 2 hours late.
Wish I could take credit for this; once again, it came in my email, no author given