Well, by now you know that IBM built a computer they call "Watson," who was able to trample the two best Jeopardy players of all time. Wonderful. Great. Amazing. I'm sure there's a big demand out there for computers that can play Jeopardy.
I want to know when IBM will get serious about things? When are they going to develop a computer that will prepare my dinner, load the dishwasher and unload it, make my bed, and scrub the toilet?
I can't be the only person who would get much more excited about their accomplishment if that bunch of circuits could wash my floors.
An added bonus would be if it also could give me a lapdance, and maybe perform a few other domestic pursuits of a delicately personal nature!
So what do you say, IBM? What are you waiting for?