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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

New Word Wednesday #13

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think, "What a waste! What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.
Here are this week's words:

carsh:  (noun) an amount of money kept under the ashtray of a non-smoker's car for emergencies;  as in, "When Bill ran out of gas unexpectedly and couldn't find his wallet, he was glad he could use $20 from his carsh to buy gas!"

curleyoo:  (noun) a lock of hair tied with a ribbon on the top of a toddler's head; as in, "Emily was just adorable in her pink dress with a matching ribbon on her curleyoo."

forani:  (noun)  loving stimulation used as a prelude to backdoor sex; as in, "Martha says all the forani in the world isn't going to convince her to go that route!"

mobilepu:  (noun) the stench of exhaust fumes produced by cars and trucks; as in, "Pauline covered her nose to avoid the mobilepu in the air from the heavy traffic in the city."

pitilla:  (noun) the hair that grows in one's underarm, as in, "I really wish Ellen would shave her pitilla before she wears a tank top.  She looks like she has birds' nests in her armpits."


There you go folks! Use them 3 times and they are in your vocabulary forever!





EVA

15 comments:

The Broad said...

"curleyoo" is a great improvement with a touch of the adorable, whereas "whalespout" -- my mother's word for what she did with my hair and my sister's. Dontcha think? She's almost 92 now, but I'll call her later today to let her know!

Brian Miller said...

someone dropped a mobilpu in the subway the other day...

Boom Boom Larew said...

Pitilla is my new favorite! Speaking of which, I think it's time to groom mine...

natalee said...

lol!!!! i wish i had 20 dollars in my carsh...lol

natalee said...

lol!!!! i wish i had 20 dollars in my carsh...lol

EmptyNester said...

Just when I think there's no way you can get funnier, you do! These were great!

EmptyNester said...

DD2 just sent me this site--thought you would get a kick out of it: http://damnyouautocorrect.com/6101/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-february-2011/

Bossy Betty said...

Ooooo these are good ones. Gotta go check my supply of carsh.

Ronnica said...

Pitilla...I like it!

glnroz said...

do you make all these up,,? lol

Penelope said...

Omg, this is the funniest thing I heard all week…forani!

~Penelope (I love to write about beauty tips!)

tattytiara said...

Brilliant as always! I do love your blog, Eva.

Eva Gallant said...

Ronica: So glad you like it!

Glenn: Of course, I do. Where else would I get such warped ideas?? lol

Penelope: Don't let a little forani cause you to throw caution to the wind!

HumorSmith said...

Funny and green too. I shall take a hint and save my verify. Or something. Following!

Adrienne said...

Haha!!! This is the first time those darn word verifications brought a smile to my face. I really can't stand them. This puts a new spin on it for me. Thanks for stopping by the other day! I'm a new follower from SITS. :)