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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

New Word Wednesday #16

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think, "What a waste! What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)
I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

binglog:   an  online history of the searches the computer operator has conducted on Bing, as in, "From examining Harold's binglog, Esther was able to determine he was planning a vacation without her."
 
inniscent:  an odor emitted by the belly-button;  as in, "George really needs to shower more often.  His inniscent precedes him when he enters a room."
 
pantlicr:  a slang term used to refer to an employee who is always fawning over their supervisor in an attempt to gain that person's favor, as in; " Jeremy is such a pantlicr that I wouldn't be surprised if his tongue wasn't the color of Mr. Smith's boxer shorts!"
 
plogic:  the reason behind women in social situations going to the restroom in pairs; as in, "Plogic dictates that when the couples are out for dinner or at a social event, if Mary says she's going to the ladies room, Gwen will have to go, too." 
 
snifsnaf:  a blockage of the nasal passage that results in a breathing snafu; as in,  "Barbara's snifsnaf caused her to have to use a prescription nasal spray."
 

18 comments:

rosaria said...

I'm on a lucky streak, getting to you just at the hit of Midnight. Now, there is got to be a special word for that.

Lazarus said...

Loved 'em all, but "plogic" is my fave, very true, very true. Nicely done Eva!!!

Vodka Logic said...

these are my favorites yet.. thanks for the laughs.

Facing50Blog.com said...

Snicker, snicker, snicker. I agree with Lazarus. I really liked them all but I just loved 'plogic'
You always make my Wednesday worthwhile Eva.

Brian Miller said...

oh ive known a few pantlikrs in my day...love to see them fall quite honestly...suck ups suck, thus the name i guess...err....

natalee said...

BWAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!! you always make me crack up on Wed. mornings.. they keep getting better and better...

Bossy Betty said...

If you have snifsnaf can you smell your own inniscent?

Just asking....

JeannetteLS said...

All I am going to say is that the last verification word for me was peelick.

May I please leave that entirely alone???

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Binglog sounds like a fun name for an excessively large, probably fibrous, poop. :)

Claudia said...

ha-ha - i love plogic...my daughter was doing a one week apprenticeship in our town hall and she said..you won't believe it..i had to go alone to the toilet...smiles

Desiree said...

Hi Eva!

Sorry I'm only getting round to you now to thank you for visiting my blog and for your lovely comment!

This has been a crazy week and I've fallen right behind, but I'm doing my level best to try to catch up with everyone. Still have a way to go!

Thoroughly enjoyed your very clever take on reusing those throw-away words. I'll be nominating you for the Greenie of the Year award!

Heather Johnson said...

These are great. I especially love "plogic". Too True. Thanks for stopping by Family Volley. Cant wait to read what else you have on the agenda for retirement.
By the way, I laughed out loud at your representations of the different types of earthquakes. Seriously hilarious. Thanks for the laughs.
familyvolley.blogspot.com

Jen said...

I knew ther had to be a word for...two women ,or more, going to the restroom....Plogic!!!! Thank you.......lol

Joanna Jenkins said...

Very funny! "Plogic" is destined to be a classic!
Cheers, jj

tsonodablog said...

Plogic. LMAO...

Eva Gallant said...

Veg: Now, I didn't look at that and get "poop" at all.

Desiree: Thanks for the kind words and for returning the visit!

Jen: You are so welcome!

Terri: Always glad when I can give you a laugh!

The Frisky Virgin said...

I love the "snifsnaf" one!

How do you turn off word verification? I don't even know. Do you have any moderation on the comments that come in? I like how you have your comment box alongside comments that were already left for you. How did you do that? Clearly, I'm still learning. lol

WhisperingWriter said...

Love this!

I hate word verification. I do snicker when I get funny words though. Once I got something like boobie.