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Friday, April 29, 2011

Chastity Panties?

The other night just as I was drifting off to sleep, I heard Jay Leno mention "chastity panties."  Now some of my best posts are the result of something I saw or heard on The Tonight Show.  Remember Ugly Dance World Cup?  That came from Jay.   Booty Pop Panties?  Jay Leno, again.   I really need to send him an email and thank him for providing me with blog fodder!

Well, I spent some time today Googling "Chastity Panties."  Not a good idea.   Some how I knew Jay was not referring to the leather and lace, locks and chains lingerie that first came up on the screen!  I kept wondering what the heck a lady would have to do to take a leak in those contraptions!  

I searched further and found "Forget Me Not Panties."



See that flower in the circles?   That's a GPS device built in to the panties.  It will send information to your cell phone so you can always know where your teenage daughter (or potentially cheating wife?) is at all times!  There's also a hidden sensor in the crotch area that also monitors body temperature and heart rate, so if you find your daughter (or mate) is getting too excited, you can call her on her cell phone to cool things down, or drive to where she is and take her home!  Personally, I think that's getting just a little TOO personal; not to mention low down sneaky, especially if a guy is doing this to his spouse or girlfriend.  If the trust level is that low, it's time to move on!     Nope, that's not what Jay was talking about, I'm sure!                                                            


My next Google attempt for Chastity Panties brought me these!
As clever and funny as this may be, I knew Jay was talking about something slightly more serious than these britches!

So I Googled again.... this time I landed on a site called "What Would Your Mother Do? (WWYMD?) and I knew I'd found what Jay was talking about.  Apparently a British company has come up with these:
They are a line of T-shirts and and boyshorts-style panties (referred to as "Conversation Underwear.") with clever sayings on them like "Dream On,"  "Zip It!," and "Not Tonight."  From what I've read, they haven't been very effective in Great Britain, but the thought is there may be a market for these undies here in the USA where the Abstinence Movement (or maybe that should be lack of movement?) may provide a market for these panties here.   They have been advertised as "Chastity Chic Undies" and "Abstinence Underwear."

Perhaps they are meant to open the door to conversations about sex and morals between mothers and daughters.  That could be a good thing.

But as Jay Leno said, "If your daughter's at the point where her date is reading her underwear, chances are, it may be already too late!"

Any thoughts?

EVA

22 comments:

SherilinR said...

yeah, seems to me that once you get your pants off, it's a big late for reading notes. they are funny though.

SherilinR said...

bit, not big.

tsonodablog said...

Well you know I enjoyed the pictures. LOL

no-one said...

I am extremely creeped out by the thought of a parent actively monitering their daughter's underware while she's wearing it.
Ick.

Murr Brewster said...

I distinctly remember my underwear brought on some conversation between me and my mother, and my lack of underwear brought on even more.

River said...

The only thing I want to know about my daughters (both) underwear is that they are clean and regularly washed/replaced. No holey knickers please.

On the other hand, (where I have 5 more fingers), I once bought a pair of jocks for my husband with a dotted square on the front with the words "to open chew along dotted line". It was a gag gift.

Brian Miller said...

the GPS underwear is rather scary...maybe if it would update your twitter or FB with your location that way the world would know where your panties are...

notactuallygod said...

Sherilin hit it square, though it would make a great SNL skit; guy gets a girl's pants off then reads the warning and backs off. She's already aroused and doesn't want to stop "Don't worry about it! Take me, I'm ready!" But he says "No, no. I can see what you really mean." and he leaves. She pounts into the camera "Damn chastity panties!"

natalee said...

sooooo creepy to me...lol

Kristina P. said...

These are what dreams are made of for pedophiles, I'm sure.

Michelle Saunderson said...

Darn, I was hoping you came up with some kevlar panties that I could get for my daughter.

Mrs B said...

They should make some that have a "laugh box" sewn into them. Nothing stops a guy cold like deflating his "ego". ;~)

Claudia said...

wow - my panties seem to be boring after reading this...no gps and no slogans...he-he..

Al Penwasser said...

Isn't that Mr. and Mrs. Panties little girl? Awwww, she's all grown up!

Jen said...

The idea of any girl buying the "panties"....isn't knowing the guy will read the slogan??!!

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beetlelovescupcakes said...

LOL this is hilarious! I agree with Leno though because by the time you get to the underwear, you're not really reading stuff, are you? ;) Unless you have underwear that actually bites! Now that would be something...

THUNDERCAT said...

lmfao that is hilarious! By the time I hear a zipper it's "on and poppin" if you know what I mean! Those are some "c-tease" panties...and by C I mean...slang for a rooster. I don't feel too comfortable cursing on your blog just yet lol

The Frisky Virgin said...

Hmmm. The GPS underwear is....MEGA CREEPY. Ick.

The slogan panties are actually really funny--totally something I could see myself wearing them as a joke, particularly to make whoever Mr. Right may be laugh.

Eva Gallant said...

Terri: You are too funny! Hope I brightened up your day, then!

Notactually: That would be a great SNL skit!!!

Jen: good point, I think.

Beetlebuggy: Plus how could you read them in the light of the dashboard????

Thunder: I know exactly what you mean....and thanks for keeping this a somewhat family-friendly blog! lol

Frisky: the gps ones sound like stalker panties!

beetlelovescupcakes said...

@Eva - exaaaactly!

Unknown Mami said...

Wow, the underwear monitoring is beyond a bit much. Does it give misreadings if you fart?