Well, I spent some time today Googling "Chastity Panties." Not a good idea. Some how I knew Jay was not referring to the leather and lace, locks and chains lingerie that first came up on the screen! I kept wondering what the heck a lady would have to do to take a leak in those contraptions!
I searched further and found "Forget Me Not Panties."
See that flower in the circles? That's a GPS device built in to the panties. It will send information to your cell phone so you can always know where your teenage daughter (or potentially cheating wife?) is at all times! There's also a hidden sensor in the crotch area that also monitors body temperature and heart rate, so if you find your daughter (or mate) is getting too excited, you can call her on her cell phone to cool things down, or drive to where she is and take her home! Personally, I think that's getting just a little TOO personal; not to mention low down sneaky, especially if a guy is doing this to his spouse or girlfriend. If the trust level is that low, it's time to move on! Nope, that's not what Jay was talking about, I'm sure!
My next Google attempt for Chastity Panties brought me these!
So I Googled again.... this time I landed on a site called "What Would Your Mother Do? (WWYMD?) and I knew I'd found what Jay was talking about. Apparently a British company has come up with these:
Perhaps they are meant to open the door to conversations about sex and morals between mothers and daughters. That could be a good thing.
But as Jay Leno said, "If your daughter's at the point where her date is reading her underwear, chances are, it may be already too late!"