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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Help Wanted

Wanted, young, beautiful woman with a smokin' body and few morals to fill position vacated by former goddess Bree Olson.  Must be under 25 and open to threesomes with another beautiful woman and a pushing-50 crackhead, pictued below.



Some travel required (Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option Tour)and lots of girl on girl kissing on stage in an effort to keep show attendees from demanding a refund.  Must have a tolerance for tiger's blood.  May occasionally be asked to pose with two toddlers and look like a doting mother-subsitute.

Other helpful traits would be experience as a porn star or as a prostitute, a high disgust tolerance, a desire to be featured in tabloid newspapers, and and affinity for wild partying.

Benefits include luxurious living accommodations, on site gym, swimming pool, and wild three-way sex, and duh, Winning!

Please apply at Silver (Sober?) Valley Lodge.  No phone calls please.

27 comments:

Lorri Jeanne said...

Poor Charlie, lol

injaynesworld said...

I fear his 15 minutes are up.

River said...

I wouldn't apply even if he paid me.

tsonodablog said...

Awwww, pity party for Charlie. I got my little violin out to play him a sad song. Wah-effing-Wah

Candice said...

I must say that I was shocked to hear the demise of this relationship.

No, really.

EmptyNester said...

Poor Charlie--will he ever learn?

Brian Miller said...

i dont understand why women are not jumping at this opportunity...

glnroz said...

kinda sad that rewards go to such behavior.

Jen said...

I could not believe that picture...... sad for his kids and other family members!What an A--!!

Pat said...

It's sad to see a once famous, good actor go spiraling down.

Bossy Betty said...

Tiger Blood.

Out of My Mind said...

I wonder how many bets are being placed on the date he finally bites the big one.......kt

The Broad said...

I think I oughta be congratulated on not understanding what this post was about, nor recognizing the picture until I read the first comment! One of the benefits of living ABroad!!!

SisterMerryHellish said...

I don't even want to know what the interview would be like!

*shudder*

Eva Gallant said...

Jayne: I kinda hope so!

Terri: He's become such a sleaze!

Glenn: It's true; and how has a know drug user avoided jail all this time???

Jen: I agree!

SisterMH: I'm sure your "qaulifications: would be tested!

Sofia's Ideas said...

LOL! Freaking hysterical! :)

Al Penwasser said...

Now THAT'S a picture of the Charlie we all know and loathe!
Winning! Or...maybe not.

00dozo said...
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00dozo said...

Charlie must have got his definition of "winning" from the Funk 'n Wackballs Dictionary.

Pearl said...

I would think a non-existent gag reflex might be a plus as well.

Pearl

rosaria said...

His reign is over. And it's about time too.

Helene said...

Aw, poor Charlie. It's all falling apart right before his very eyes. Good things don't last for long.

Lazarus said...

Eva, you'd be a great head hunter, that ad was perfect!

Eva Gallant said...

Sofia: Glad to give you a laugh!

00dozo: You got that right!

rosaria: I agree!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I'm gonna apply because I could straighten his pathetic ass out. lol

Queen-Size funny bone said...

I'm gonna apply because I could straighten his pathetic ass out. lol

Title Loans said...

Ouch, Charlie! That must have really hurt! Doesn't he know by now that sometimes the best way to be #winning, is by giving up?
-Ava