Some travel required (Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not an Option Tour)and lots of girl on girl kissing on stage in an effort to keep show attendees from demanding a refund. Must have a tolerance for tiger's blood. May occasionally be asked to pose with two toddlers and look like a doting mother-subsitute.
Other helpful traits would be experience as a porn star or as a prostitute, a high disgust tolerance, a desire to be featured in tabloid newspapers, and and affinity for wild partying.
Benefits include luxurious living accommodations, on site gym, swimming pool, and wild three-way sex, and duh, Winning!
Please apply at Silver (Sober?) Valley Lodge. No phone calls please.
27 comments:
Poor Charlie, lol
I fear his 15 minutes are up.
I wouldn't apply even if he paid me.
Awwww, pity party for Charlie. I got my little violin out to play him a sad song. Wah-effing-Wah
I must say that I was shocked to hear the demise of this relationship.
No, really.
Poor Charlie--will he ever learn?
i dont understand why women are not jumping at this opportunity...
kinda sad that rewards go to such behavior.
I could not believe that picture...... sad for his kids and other family members!What an A--!!
It's sad to see a once famous, good actor go spiraling down.
Tiger Blood.
I wonder how many bets are being placed on the date he finally bites the big one.......kt
I think I oughta be congratulated on not understanding what this post was about, nor recognizing the picture until I read the first comment! One of the benefits of living ABroad!!!
I don't even want to know what the interview would be like!
*shudder*
Jayne: I kinda hope so!
Terri: He's become such a sleaze!
Glenn: It's true; and how has a know drug user avoided jail all this time???
Jen: I agree!
SisterMH: I'm sure your "qaulifications: would be tested!
LOL! Freaking hysterical! :)
Now THAT'S a picture of the Charlie we all know and loathe!
Winning! Or...maybe not.
Charlie must have got his definition of "winning" from the Funk 'n Wackballs Dictionary.
I would think a non-existent gag reflex might be a plus as well.
Pearl
His reign is over. And it's about time too.
Aw, poor Charlie. It's all falling apart right before his very eyes. Good things don't last for long.
Eva, you'd be a great head hunter, that ad was perfect!
Sofia: Glad to give you a laugh!
00dozo: You got that right!
rosaria: I agree!
I'm gonna apply because I could straighten his pathetic ass out. lol
I'm gonna apply because I could straighten his pathetic ass out. lol
Ouch, Charlie! That must have really hurt! Doesn't he know by now that sometimes the best way to be #winning, is by giving up?
-Ava
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