Wednesday, April 13, 2011

New Word Wednesday #18

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think, "What a waste! What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

coank:  (noun or verb, dependant on usage)  a slang term for working on the newsdesk of a tv station with a second news announcer, as in, "Brenda was excited to have a chance to coank the NBC news with  Brian Williams."

doreosed:  (verb) having suffered an overdose of  a popular chocolate cookie with a white, creamy filling; as in,  "With no one home to supervise William after school, he doreosed and upchucked black and white gunk all over the kitchen floor."

peeleve:  (noun) urine sprinkles found on the toilet seat when a man has used the facility and failed to raise the seat; as in, "Doris was boiling mad after she sat on the peeleve after John had used the bathroom."

shming:  (nonu) expensive-looking jewelry which is actually made from paste and has no value; as in, "While Anna assumed that Carl was giving her bling as gifts, she was actually the recipient of shming."

taterli:  (adjective) having the habits of a couch potato; as in, "Mark was invited to go swimming, but he was too taterli to seriously consider going."

Remember, if you use them 3 times in a sentence, they are in your vocabulary forever.



Pearl said...

Oh, I just love doreosed. :-)


Canadian Blend said...

I once commented on a ring a friend of mine was wearing... I don't normally, but this one was very shiny a sparkled quite a bit. Turns out is was shming; she'd spent $4.00 for it at grocery store.

Brian Miller said...

oh i OD on oreos far too often...please stop me...smiles.

you almost make word verification bearable... said...

doreosed and peeleeved...hee hee hee. I love Wednesdays here.

Mrs B said...

Great new batch of words Eva! I can relate to a couple... I've been peeleve'd so often during the middle of the night, I'm getting downright taterli!

~Mrs B

Bossy Betty said...

I intend to get totally doreosed tonight.

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Oooh, I get so frustrated with word verifications. It seems some blogs these days need so much information about who is commenting that it's almost impossible to comment unless you leave your measurements, too.

Good idea to recycle the words though, it could help us remember and then have them automatically typed.

CJ xx

THUNDERCAT832 said...

I can't stand those blogger word verification thingies! I always mess them up for some reason and it takes ten minutes longer to post my comments than usual lol

ethelmaepotter! said...

These are ALL great, but doreosed will go down in history as the best ever!

Lazarus said...

Coank was my fave here. I wouldn't be surprised if it's being used on the networks before you know it!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Hahahaha "doreosed"! I want to doreose right now.

It would be fitting as this afternoon I am quite taterli.

rosaria said...

You're on to the new communication aides, after Twitter, After emotocons.

Pat said...

I have been know to doreose a time or two, AND I, myself have sat in other women's peeleev when they have squatted above the toilet seat and peed. And that pissed ME off!

Eva Gallant said...

Canadian: I guess it might be easy to pass off smning as bling to you!

Carol: So glad you drop by on Wednesdays...and all the other days that you do!

Thunder: I don't like them either, so I decided to make use of them! lol

Veg: Too bad you live so far away! We could doreose together!

Rosaria: You've got it! I'm just trying to stay current!