The Austin newspaper "The American Statesman" declared Austin to be the "Capital of Copulation."
"As Texans know," the newspaper bragged, "size does matter." Whether that's the reason Texans are so prolific, or it's because the cities which made the top 15 are all college towns is up for debate. Home of the University of Texas, one of the countries largest universities, Austin is either the sexiest or the sleaziest city, depending on your point of view. With summers hovering around 100 degrees, there must be a whole lot of sweating going on!
As high rates of STD's were part of the results, I'm not sure Austin wants to be putting that piece of info in their "Visit Austin" promos.
I'm less than blown away (no pun intended) by the news that Portland, Maine, is seeing the least amount of action. I would think those long, cold winter nights would cause one thing to lead to another, but maybe libidos cool down by the time they get through all those layers of sweat pants and flannel nighties. Or maybe it all just requires too much effort in winter. "You want me to get out of my Snuggie? You've got to be kidding!"
Then there's the age thing. Maine is know to have an older average age than many states. That would explain why we wouldn't be topping the charts on birth rates.
No, I think it's more likely that Mainer's are mum. They are tight-lipped about their tendencies and figure what goes on in the bedroom, the back seat of the Buick, the bed of the pick up truck, or behind the barn ,is just none of your business! We're just not braggarts.