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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

The Wonderjock Pro

At last, men have an answer to the Wonder Bra that kept them wondering, "Are they real?"  It seems only fair that an underwear manufacturer in Australia has "put out" a bulge-boosting jock.  And the demand for "enhanced pants" is getting larger by the minute.  The first 10 days resulted in the sale of 40,000 pairs of the padded banana pouches!

Apparently men have been pleading for more padding for some time; the company has been selling underwear with a little extra for four years.  This latest launch of the Wonderjock Pro is seen as the equivalent of the women's Wonder Bra.  With a guarantee of more lift, these undies cause privates to protrude out front rather than lounge limply, providing the wearer with a "package to be proud of." 

"Where can I get me some?" you're asking, I know.   Well, they sit on the shelves of the high-brow Harrod's next to the Calvin Kleins.    Wouldn't be caught dead buying briefs with a better bulge?  Don't worry...they are available online, so you can increase your "look" in confidence.  (And Father's Day isn't too far away, ladies!  This could be the perfect pecker-picker-upper for the man in your life.)

I suppose now we ladies will be asking, "Are you really glad to see me, or are you wearing your enhanced pants?"

I felt the posting a photo of the phony front skivvies was just a little too racy for my blog; if you want to catch a peek, click here.   But don't say I didn't warn you!

Source:  The telegraph.com.au

EVA

23 comments:

THUNDERCAT said...

lmfao are they serious!!!! WTF!!! I'll punch any man in the balls for sporting that crap. Just to be fair, I'll let guys punch me in the tit for sporting a wonder bra!

River said...

I clicked and looked and have to say I don't like them.
Any man with a pecker that looks like it's about to slap me can take a hike.
It's too much. A little support is fine, but not that much.

The Broad said...

Looks like he's padded himself with tissues. Wonder what happens if he/it gets wet! In my imagination there are many possibilities ;-)

Ⓙ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

UGH! But I guess they serve the same purpose for men as padded bras, chicken cutlets and tissue do for women.

EmptyNester said...

You know I had to look! All I can say is, if it's padded, someone is going to be mighty disappointed. LOL

Elenka said...

And they think that THAT looks attractive???????
I just don't get it.

Facing50Blog.com said...

WOW! I'm now seriously hot and bothered. I mean about the rest of his body...what a nice chest and stomach. Can't say I was that impressed by the package...well, I live with Hubby so I'm used to tha sort of thing without padding (snorts with laughter)
I'm also concerned because my mother was talking about bulges and tight cycling shorts as she got a great eyeful of a couple of blokes in Cyprus last week. Is there something in the air?
Now, I need to fan myself back to normality. Or, maybe, I should just take a quick second peek.
XOXO

Al Penwasser said...

Heyyyyyyy, where'd you get my senior class photo?
You have no idea how long it took me to stuff my sock drawer into my britches!

Brian Miller said...

nope, dont need it. smiles. my youngest the other day in the dept store. "mom this one comes with boobs already in it"

Bossy Betty said...

Wow.

Kathy said...

Of course I had to take a "peek"...it was just a wee bit too much "wee wee" for me :) LOL

Kristina P. said...

No pictures? These sound awesome.

tsonodablog said...

Of course I had to go take a peek. Oh my goodness. It's really out front there. I would love to see statistics of the demographic(s) that actually purchase this innovative item. (Business Masters has really taken over my thought processes, obviously)

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

That degree of false advertising is only going to lead to disaster.

WhisperingWriter said...

Haha!!

It just makes me laugh!

glnroz said...

there goes the stock market for "athletic socks". I aint throwing all mine away,,sheesh

Jen said...

O.K.........well , my husband was a wrestling coach and guys put weights in their jockey shorts, so they would weigh more.......this is almost the same....except--LOOKS ARE DECEIVING!HHHHmmmm SURPRISE!!!!

Deb said...

Just like a car accident, I had to look.

Why didn't they call it the Quicker Pricker Upper?

Pandora's Cottage said...

Of course I had to click over - too funny!
Susan

Reeni said...

That is such a turn-off! I hate it! It is funny though!

Eva Gallant said...

Thundercat: You are a trip! lol

Kathy: You couldn't resist! A Wee too much ! lol

Terri: The demographics....well, I did read that contrary to popular belief, the sales were equally divided among gay and straight men. Does that help?

Glenn: If you hadn't told us about the sock, we'd have never guessed!

Jen: OMG! Weights in the underwear??? Crazy!

Deb: the Pricker Picker Upper! I like it! Very Clever!

Lazarus said...

Eva, I clicked on the link and all I saw was my bathing suit photo for your blog?! I shouldn't have worn my best red underwear, they make me stand-out so much!

Tam said...

Awesome. Just awesome.