At last, men have an answer to the Wonder Bra that kept them wondering, "Are they real?" It seems only fair that an underwear manufacturer in Australia has "put out" a bulge-boosting jock. And the demand for "enhanced pants" is getting larger by the minute. The first 10 days resulted in the sale of 40,000 pairs of the padded banana pouches!
Apparently men have been pleading for more padding for some time; the company has been selling underwear with a little extra for four years. This latest launch of the Wonderjock Pro is seen as the equivalent of the women's Wonder Bra. With a guarantee of more lift, these undies cause privates to protrude out front rather than lounge limply, providing the wearer with a "package to be proud of."
"Where can I get me some?" you're asking, I know. Well, they sit on the shelves of the high-brow Harrod's next to the Calvin Kleins. Wouldn't be caught dead buying briefs with a better bulge? Don't worry...they are available online, so you can increase your "look" in confidence. (And Father's Day isn't too far away, ladies! This could be the perfect pecker-picker-upper for the man in your life.)
I suppose now we ladies will be asking, "Are you really glad to see me, or are you wearing your enhanced pants?"
I felt the posting a photo of the phony front skivvies was just a little too racy for my blog; if you want to catch a peek, click here. But don't say I didn't warn you!
Source: The telegraph.com.au