Wednesday, May 25, 2011

New Word Wednesday #23

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think, "What a waste! What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.
Here are this week's words:

alsedleup:  (verb)  a statement indicating intent to pay off a debt or satisfy a bill; as in, "Harold said, 'Tell Tom that if my check arrives, alsedleup with him tomorrow.'"

dista:  (verb)  to issue a verbal put down or disparagement toward a female; as in "Charlene was so angry at Sue that she dista."

dooscha:  (noun) a female who is so obsessive-compulsive about vaginal cleanliness that she finds she must lock herself in the ladies room and douche several times per day; as in, "After frequent encounters with her in the restroom, Celia came to the conclusion that Maxine was a dooscha."

emate:  (noun)  a husband or wife acquired through a the use of a computer dating service; as in "At the wedding, Alan introduced us all to his emate, Catherine."

undick:  (verb)  a procedure performed in or outside a hospital in which a particular male appendage is removed; as in, "Lorena Bobbit did undick her husband, John, to express her displeasure at his infidelity."

Remember, use the words three times in a sentence and they are in your vocabulary forever!


K A B L O O E Y said...

It's so good to read this post, because I used to write about the word verification gremlins and how they sucked the thoughts from skull, yet no one else seemed to notice or care. (I had a running list on my sidebar, but my tens of loyal readers didn't notice. The sidebar's now hiding under my Games of Chance, btw. ) Now I can finally rest, knowing you're on the job. And since your powers are far greater than mine, and you lead a mighty army, something may finally get done. Sob. The gremlins must be stopped.

Oh, and here's one of my old ones that would fit in with your list:

vamine: a female sexual dry spell. "Ever since Travis and I broke up, I've been in a vamine."

tsonodablog said...

LMAO undick. (snort!) love it

River said...

I think "emate" could catch on.

Brian Miller said...

i just about spit my coffee on my computer at that last one...good thing i remembered my wedding anniversary today or it might have been me...

Kristy said...

I can't believe undick isn't already a word!

I really do love when you do these. They are so funny!

Pat said...

My two favs - undick and emate! I came across a website today that shows art that people have submitted based upon "capcha" phrases. It was quite funny!

rosaria said...

You'll have to charge for these.

SisterMerryHellish said...

Undick. Does that just work on appendages or can it remedy a personality as well?

I need to know STAT!

Queen-Size funny bone said...

OMG lol dooscha!

Kaylen said...

this is AWESOME!!!
Someone has to create new words, might as well be you! AND with all the great words put together by the verification box, it's a shame to just let them go to the wayside...I thank you for all lovers of words everywhere. You are doing a great service!!!

Eva Gallant said...

Terri: Undick was just too funny to resist!

Rosaria: Oh, I don't know that this silliness would fetch much!