Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think, "What a waste! What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)
I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.
Here are this week's words:
alsedleup: (verb) a statement indicating intent to pay off a debt or satisfy a bill; as in, "Harold said, 'Tell Tom that if my check arrives, alsedleup with him tomorrow.'"
dista: (verb) to issue a verbal put down or disparagement toward a female; as in "Charlene was so angry at Sue that she dista."
dooscha: (noun) a female who is so obsessive-compulsive about vaginal cleanliness that she finds she must lock herself in the ladies room and douche several times per day; as in, "After frequent encounters with her in the restroom, Celia came to the conclusion that Maxine was a dooscha."
emate: (noun) a husband or wife acquired through a the use of a computer dating service; as in "At the wedding, Alan introduced us all to his emate, Catherine."
undick: (verb) a procedure performed in or outside a hospital in which a particular male appendage is removed; as in, "Lorena Bobbit did undick her husband, John, to express her displeasure at his infidelity."
Remember, use the words three times in a sentence and they are in your vocabulary forever!