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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Last Minute Father's Day Gift Ideas

It's that time of year when you're trying to figure out what to get Dad for Father's Day.  Always wanting to be helpful to my readers, I have compiled a selection of unique gifs for Dad on his day.

Because we know that size does matter...here's a Dad-sized ice cream scoop...the scoop that Dad deserves!  It's not just for ice cream.....can be used for mashed potatoes, pudding, mac n' cheese...the sky is the limit!

If the Dad in your life is a science fiction aficionado, maybe this inflatable alien will be a big hit.  Actually, if he's a real scifi freak, it could be really comforting for him to have a friend that's all his....I'm just sayin'.

If Dad loved the movie "Hangover," then this "Hangover Baby Carlos Grilling Apron will be just what he would love to wear when slaving over the grill at family barbecues!  A few beers along with it, and he'll be ready to relive the whole movie!


If he's a Dad already, it's too late for safe sex, but it's never too late to drink safe--this Candom is just what he may be looking for.  This fits right over the can and will keep his beverage safe from...well, whatever it needs to be protected from! 

How about making those trips to the john more entertaining with some Sarah Palin Toilet Paper.  With her smiling face and a new "Palinism" on each sheet, this is bound to be a winning gift.  Now he can enjoy little bits of knowledge like, Paul Revere warned the British; she can see Russia from her living room---well, you get the idea!

And while we're talking about the john....how about this toilet mug?  What a great way for Dad to enjoy his morning coffee, or if he prefers, he can use it as a cereal bowl, a candy dish, or a soup mug!  (I'd be willing to bet candy or peanuts would be safe from pilferers in this puppy!)

If the Sarah Palin Toilet Paper doesn't clean things up, then this Fanny Floss (not to be confused with a thong) may be what's needed.  I'm just not sure what else to say about this gift.  If it's something your Dad needs, I guess I'm glad we haven't met.


If the guy's a golfer, then what better gift than his own bag to carry his balls around in?  This is sure to be a keepsake, not to mention a great conversation starter! 


The gifts range in price from $4.95 to $19.95 and are available at Baron Bobs.  Click here to shop for more unique gifts for the man of the house!  It's not too late to have any of these shipped overnight!

My work as your personal shopper is done.  Hope you found this to be helpful.
EVA

22 comments:

Lazarus said...

Eva, you always find the funniest things. Great post and quite timely, thanks for the terrific ideas!

Kristina P. said...

That floss is horrible! In a hilarious way.

River said...

Oh Lordy!1 The fanny floss! Eeewww!

But I love the Candom and the inflateable alien.
Best of all is the dad sized scoop. That's for me!! I love it!!
Are they available online anywhere?

Brian Miller said...

that floss is horrible...lol. might need to get me some of that TP for campaign season...

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

Is it wrong that I think the toilet paper and toilet mug should be in gift bags at the next Republican convention.... :)

Dawn @Lighten Up! said...

O Eva! Love the Palin paper!! Great ideas. Thx!

Al Penwasser said...

I love these! But, don't they already have Fanny Floss? Aren't they called thongs? I'd like the candoms-they'd be much more efficient if they were ribbed for our pleasure (so we don't lose a grip on our cans-double meaning intentional-and dump the beer in our laps).
My kids are taking me to the movies on Sunday. I just hope it's not a Hugh Grant/Miley Cyrus Film Festival, though.

R. J. said...

Golly? You Betcha? What century are those from?

Bossy Betty said...

HOB is going to love these.

Jen said...

Great ideas.....for someone!!eeeeeewwwwwwww thnk goodness it's not present "dems" on that TP!!

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Pat said...

The scoop has my husband's name on it! He loves ice cream and can eat it in huge amounts!

Beth Zimmerman said...

Holy Toledo! You found all of that in ONE place? And that fanny floss is just ... scary!

Deb said...

I have no idea if my dad needs that fanny floss and I hope I never find out. The toilet mug however is a must not just for coffee, but for my mother's infamous "experimental recipes".

Unknown Mami said...

Great! Now I have father's Day, our anniversary, his birthday and Christmas covered.

tsonodablog said...

Fanny Floss. Ewwwww. That's just wrong. Funny though. Love the inflatable alien.

Eva Gallant said...

Dawn: Hope I was a help!

Jen: I suppose there could be a line of Weiner Wipes!

Deb: I don't think I want to know, either!

Terri: Was that Fanny Floss too low for me to stoop?

sophia said...

Its really very funny Ideas....Anyways thank for the post

QualityPoint said...

Really nice blog. father’s day is celebrated on the third Sunday of June month every year in many Countries including USA for honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society.

The Frisky Virgin said...

Oh Lord, these are hilarious!!! The big ice cream scoop would probably be my dad's favorite, considering his love of bad-for-you food. lol

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: Hope this was helpful!

sophia: Glad you liked it!

nancy john said...

Awesome idea! Someone needs to collect great ideas like this and give for baby shower gifts, before it's too late!! Thanks so much for sharing!

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