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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

No Applause, Please!

One of the disadvantages of aging is the onset of arthritis.  This is a condition which results in inflammation of the joints.  The pain, decreasing range of motion, and stiffness of arthritis can be caused by injury, wear and tear, or age.  Actions which were once simple such as buttoning your clothes, reaching high shelves, or playing a musical instrument can become difficult, or even impossible.

I'm glad to be able to report that the technology that brought us "the Clapper," which made it possible to turn electrical appliances off and on by slapping your hands together has been extended to lingerie.

Now a woman who suffers from arthritis and has difficulty hooking and unhooking her brassiere need no longer struggle; likewise the gentleman who is hindered by this affliction when trying to get romantic with his lover.

I present The Clapper Bra!


There could be a disadvantage to wearing this garment to any event which involves a performance and an audience;  if the crowd breaks into a round of applause, the girls will be let loose--ready or not!  And totally forget flamenco dancing!
EVA

29 comments:

Kristina P. said...

What would we ever do without modern technology?

Queen-Size funny bone said...

do they make them in panties?

Ashley Ashbee said...

Ha ha! Hilarious. I like that you turned something painful into something funny. Good for you!

I would SO wear a clapper bra.

River said...

Bra Schma! When I get that bad, I'll just give up wearing one.

Kelley said...

Ha! Well, isn't that convenient! I could see my husband playing jokes on me with that one!

The Empress said...

This special piece of lingerie could provide hours of entertainment for men!

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA! You kill me!

Brian Miller said...

def dont wear it to the show, it could get embarassing for sure..lol

Al Penwasser said...

I was soooo disappointed by the little pasties.
On a sidenote: the video that followed the Clapper Bra, "How to Remove a Bra With One Hand" brought back some mammaries (note my oh-so-clever use of the English language). The guy had my move from the 70s down to a tee.
Sadly, perhaps, there's no longer any need to be so coy (NOTE: I strongly suspect that you ladies ALWAYS knew what we were up to, no matter how sly we thought we were being). The only thing we have to worry about is making sure the bedroom door is locked.
Instead of parents (or a patrolman on his neighborhood park beat), we now have to worry about the kids.
No way I want my children to walk in on one of nature's horror shows.

Jen said...

Too funny.. omg...what will be invented next....I shudder just thinking!!

Bossy Betty said...

I am ready for this! Put me the list!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Clapper bra huh? What can POSSIBLY go wrong... :)

Helene said...

That's hysterical!!! Where do you find this stuff?!

Eva Gallant said...

Empress: You may be correct!

Jen: Clapper Panties, perhaps?

Veg: I can't think of a thing!

I Wonder Wye said...

totally getting a clapper bra. Will provide Excy with endless entertainment...

Unknown Mami said...

Bunch of frat boys are going to run around clapping just to see what happens.

Pat said...

Puts a whole new meaning to, "I've got the clap!" Now if only they'd work on getting these granny panties off!

tsonodablog said...

Hilarious! Oh the wonders of modern technology.

injaynesworld said...

That's the funniest damn thing I've ever seen. Thanks for ending my day here at the computer with a big ol' grin! :)

Lazarus said...

Another hilarious find, I've never seen that one, awesome Eva!

Eva Gallant said...

Jayne: so glad I could make your day!

Terri: Glad you enjoyed it!

Sketches by Mary said...

Interesting and quite funny!! LOL!!!

Wouldn't that be horrible if they did make something like this. Men or boys would be clapping just to see what would happen.

LBDDiaries said...

Uh, no. Alpha Hubby has too much fun as it is. He'd spend ALL his time clapping and not getting anything done. That was hysterical!

The Frisky Virgin said...

Good Gosh I laughed so much at this one!!! This is hilarious!!! Although, it would be quite unfortunate at a football or basketball game.

Eva Gallant said...

Sketches: It would definitely be an adventure!

LittleBlackDress: You would deprive your hubby of entertainment???

Frisky: That could be tricky!

Lola said...

I am laughing so hard. This device is probably most useful for young and inexperienced men. Haha. Stopping by from BPOTW. -Lola at www.buddhatropolis.com

Kipp said...

I applaud the invention.

Eva Gallant said...

Lola: Thanks for dropping by!

Kelley said...

Haha!! That makes perfect sense! It was about time someone invented that. My grandmother has been wanting one forever. (Thanks for linking up with us over at #findingthefunny!)