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Friday, July 8, 2011

The TSA Isn't Alone in Checking Luggage!

I'm sure by now you have seen or read about the woman who tried to sneak her man out of the clink in a suitcase:
He was in for 20 years for illegal weapons possession.  She had paid him a conjugal visit and apparently decided that a long distance relationship wasn't working for her.  

Having "bagged"  him already, she proceeded to pulling the luggage on wheels toward the exit.  Guards noticed the burgeoning bag appeared to be "over-stuffed," and the suitcase clunked strangely on the stairs.  That, along with her nervous behavior, prompted a luggage check.  And lo and behold:
She was packing more than naughty nighties and sex toys in her tote!  I guess she wanted "One more, for the road."  Now the 19-year-old vixen has been arrested and could face prison time herself!

Silly girl!  She had a good thing and blew it!  After all, she didn't have to wonder where he was nights when they weren't together.  She no longer had to do his laundry  or cook his meals, could make a conjugal visit when in the mood, and no need to plead "Not tonight, I have a headache" when she wasn't.  

She could just stay home, put her feet up, and watch "Dancing With the Stars."  Why, she no longer even had to share the remote!  Just another case of you don't know what you've got, 'til it's gone!

20 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I think this story is so awesome.

The Broad said...

I can't help but wish she'd got away with it (er, I mean, him)!

She Writes said...

This story was better than fiction!

Jen said...

You are so right. What a silly girl she was...perhaps she now needs counselling over her choices.
I want to know though...why was he apparently naked (apart from socks) in there?

Brian Miller said...

clunked weird on the steps...they really need to make a comedy about this...oof...thumk...oof...thunk....oof...thunk...her mumbling under her breath, told you not to get in trouble again you...thunk...oof...think...oof...

maybe she should plead temporary insanity...

Gail said...

My views, exactly. How do you get your man locked up?

Al Penwasser said...

She shoulda used Samsonite. Apparently gorillas can toss those things around with no damage. Plus, gorillas would have distracted the guards who would have wondered, "How the frik did those gorillas get in here?"

EmptyNester said...

Amen Sista! LOL

Peace Love & Poop said...

funny!

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rosaria said...

Well, she is resourceful!

Unknown Mami said...

What a waste. He's obviously very flexible and now she won't get any conjugal visits.

Kelley said...

That is crazy!! Okay, I'm really stupid, but...how do the conjugal visits work?? Do they give them a a room or something? Do they go to the bathroom???

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AB HOME Interiors said...

I agree. Can't believe she did that. But then again the things that I did at that age, well....we'll just leave it at that!

Daisy said...

Oh Noooo! She used inferior luggage! Wonder if it was a "spur of the moment" thing? Wonder what her momma is thinking? :-)
Barbara and Daisy

Eva Gallant said...

SheWrites: It was pretty wild!

Peace,Love: Glad you liked it! Thanks for visiting.

Daisy: What ever it was, the plan went awry!

Pat said...

Oh my! She didn't know when she had a good thing! I'm impressed that he could fit in her luggage!

Eva Gallant said...

Rosaria: You do have to give her credit for that!

Laurie Matherne said...

I like your twist on the story. I saw the article, but you may the entire story quite funny. Congratulations!

Laurie Matherne said...

I like your twist on the story. I saw the article, but you may the entire story quite funny. Congratulations!