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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

New Word Wednesday #35

Every time I comment on a website where I have to type a word verification to get my comment posted, I can't help but think, "What a waste! What could possibly be a very helpful word is now going to disappear and never be seen again." With all the attention being paid to "going green" in this country, I think it's time for bloggers to go green and recycle the letter combos used in word verification. (I personally did away with the process to eliminate the waste of words, but some people just aren't as conservation minded!)

I decided several weeks ago to start a meme called "New Word Wednesday", thus creating a dictionary of new words based on the letter combos that pop up in the word verification process. You may feel free to do the same, or to grab my words and use them. (You know, if you use a new word three times, it's in your vocabulary forever; at least that's what I've heard) Just think, we can learn new words and go green just by recycling/reusing the words that show up at comment time.

Here are this week's words:

briat:  (noun) the ill-behaved child of a biotch; as in, "The biotch Carolyn is raising her kid to be a real briat!"

crosona:  (noun) mispronounced  version of  Corona brand of beer; as in, "The bartender knew when Charlie asked for a couple more Crosona that he'd already downed too many."

jonal:  (noun)  a book used by a prostitute in which she keep record of her 'johns;' as in, "The senator became very distressed when he heard that Heidi Fleiss' jonal was in the hands of the vice detectives." 

mardsac:  (noun)  Plastic bag used by French dog owners to pick up after their pooches; as in, Collette never took her poodle to the park without her mardsac in  hand.

reeklist:  (noun) a series of names of those known to have bouts of foul flatulence; as in,  "Frances relied on the reeklist compiled by she and her friends to avoid malodorous outings."

Remember:  use the word in a sentence three times and it's in you vocabulary forever!
EVA










12 comments:

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

This was the second post I read this morning and the first big laugh!

Briat.........MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brian Miller said...

while the first one is awfully close to my name...i hope i am not on the reeklist...

Ann On and On... said...

Well, I definitely will use the word mardsac in the near future.

tsonodablog said...

Reeklist....OMG LMAO. I have a couple of ex-husbands and cousins who belong on that list.
For sure.
T

David Allen Waters said...

I know a few who coiuld go on the reeklist...LOL ;)

Al Penwasser said...

Good thing that poodle was female. Otherwise, "...without her mardsac in hand" would take on a whole 'nother meaning.

King of New York Hacks said...

I know a few cabbies who are definitely on the reeklist !! AND I'm not one of them Eva !! LOL

Eva Gallant said...

Terri: I'm afraid many men would make that lis!

Pat said...

Briat, jonal, reeklist.....the hits just keep on coming! Love it!

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The Frisky Virgin said...

Briat, jonal, and reeklist had me in hysterics. lol

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: Thanks!!!