As a long time basketball fan, of course I love Shaquille O'Neal. But this photo of Shaq and his girlfriend Nicole Alexander blows my mind!
There's such a size discrepancy here that it almost makes him look like a pedophile! I hope he handles her with kid gloves--she looks so tiny and fragile next to him!
He may have retired from the basketball court, but it looks like he's still scoring! Several inappropriate remarks come to mind, too, but I will leave them unspoken.
(Sorry, that's all I've got for you today!)