What a gas!
My caption would be a quote from The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. "You know what burns my butt? A flame, about three feet high."
I'm too disturbed to come up with a quote.
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Great photo! "That ass is smokin' hot".
Apparently, you CAN light farts.Moooooon River.................
talk about blowing smoke up someone's ass!
does it come with airsickness bags...can you pass me one...
"Does this butt make my ballon look to big?",,,,:(
Can you imagine the GAS it takes to keep this[??] up in the air???!!
Warm buns. Get yer warm buns right here! Lordy
Management's new motivation and incentive program.Had to comment on this one. Enjoy your blog very much!
Everyone already beat me to the fart jokes but my lord, that's some photoshopping skillz. :) Although I'd pay to see that in real life flying through the skies of the bible belt. Ha!
I can;t come up with anything better than some of these...which are surely winners! But it does remind me of a joke I heard:One day while grilling, a man berated his wife for her recent weight gain. As she bent to water her flowers, he remarked that her butt was wider than the gas grill.Later that night, when he was feeling rather amorous, his wife got her revenge: "Do you really think I'm gonna fire up this big ass grill for one little-bitty weenie?"
Jen: A lot of Mexican fare consumed, I'd bet! terri: Yeah, I guess those buns are heated!Glenn: Very clever!Veg: That certainly would be a sight!ipenka: Thanks! hope you'll comment often!Empress: Good one!
When you said she had a hot ass, I really didn't expect this!
"That blind date last night was a flaming a$$hole."
Oops, did I just pass gas?
To quote Credence Clearwater Revival: "I see a bad moon a risin'!"
The couple of ones I thought of were already taken. Day late and a dollar short, I guess!But I'll tell ya, I NEVER saw anything like this at the annual Balloon Fiesta in Albuquerque, NM! It must have been in the X-rated show! Ha ha!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!
"As the flame flared brightly, the passengers in the basket prayed fervently that 'Big Martha' had gone easy on the baked beans at lunch."Now I'm going to go scrub my hands and gargle with Javex...
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