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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Do You Put In 100% At Work?



What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give
MORE
than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%

And


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%

But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103%

AND, look how far
ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.




Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.



Now you know why some people are where they are!
And that's my lesson for today!  (I wish I could claim credit for it, but I don't know who came up with this!)


EVA

17 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Love it! You always find the best ones.

She Writes said...

At last! A mystery is solved. I just want kissing minus the ass. That is just under 100% :).

Unknown Mami said...

I'd say that's pretty accurate.

Fickle Cattle said...

Hahahahaha. This is brilliant.

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Retiredandcrazy said...

OK so I guess I would say Im full of 103% then!

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

I. LOVED. THIS.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Hilarious. :) And sadly, always true!

Brian Miller said...

hahaha you speak truth! and amy hit it spot on...smiles.

KDC Events said...

HAHA! Very funny, but so true huh!? Visiting from SITS today =) glad I stopped by for a smile!
Denice

Sue said...

heehee

Now, this is a new slant on things...

;)

David Allen Waters said...

ah ha, ass kissing.....I knew I was doing something wrong :)

Eva Gallant said...

SheWrites: there you go!

RetiredAnd: Glad you stop at bullshit! lol

Veg: I'm afraid so!

Al Penwasser said...

Is it like being more than 100% dead? Or pregnant?

Pat said...

This is found in the government manual. True fact.

Laurie Kolp said...

Amazing, your sense of humor. Love this!

The Frisky Virgin said...

This is clever as all get out!!!! Loved it!

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: I thought it was clever, too, which is why I had to share it!