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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Men and Women Think Differently!

It's 6:30 a.m.   I am awakened by the sounds of Mr. Eva fumbling for something in the medicine cabinet.                                                                                

"Darn.  You woke me up.  I was cuddling under a blanket with Jim Rice,"  I groan.

"Did you ask him about the Red Sox?" inquires Mr. Eva.


"Huh?" I respond.

Mr. Eva repeats, "Did you ask him about the Red Sox?   Just like if you were in bed with Kevin Garnett--


You'd want to talk about the Celtics."


"Yeah, right,"  I mumble as I roll over and try to transport myself into that dream!
Mr. Eva and I are just not on the same page when it comes to sports.
EVA

20 comments:

ipenka said...

Haha, that's funny.

With Tiger Woods, your questions will probably be the same!

River said...

My question is: why are you dreaming about being with sportsmen when you're not that into sports. Shouldn't you be dreaming about filthy rich movie stars who want to give you all their money?

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

The Blonde Duck said...

You crack me up!

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Hahahahaha, you fruity madame! I don't know why I don't just move into your blog. It's full of tasty looking food and smuttiness. Excellent combination!

Gail said...

Let's hope Mr Eva is not on that page!

Brian Miller said...

wait, wait, wait...i thought women liked pillow talk...

David Allen Waters said...

lol, and this is why they say real life is better than fiction :)

Kristina P. said...

I guess not!

Nezzy said...

Venus and Mars baby!!! Heeehehehe!

You dear lady always treat me to a great laugh! I've missed ya over the summer.

God bless and have a wonderful day sweetie!!! :o)

tsonodablog said...

Oh Eva, you rascal you. I hope you were successful at getting back into that dream. LOL

Kara said...

I like ipenka's comment - you might have had a different reaction if you were dreaming about Tiger Woods. Then again, Mr. Eva might just expect you to ask for golf tips!

Pat said...

At least Mr. Eva has a sense of humor while his wife is sleeping around with other men! Ha ha!

Al Penwasser said...

So, whatever happened to Jim Rice?

Jen said...

Wow....SPORTS....What did you eat/drink before bed??,,,,I thought RICE was a retired football player!....lol

Eva Gallant said...

ipenka: You're probably right!

BlondeDuck: Glad I can do that!

Veg: Move right in...the rent is cheap! lol

Terri: Nope; ended up staying awake, darn it!

Jen: Did you want to know what I ate so you can try it? Jerry Rice was the football player, Sis.

The Frisky Virgin said...

See, my sports dreams are two-fold. Part one is always the game or race. Part two...isn't. ;)

Eva Gallant said...

Frisky: I hear ya'!

rosaria said...

It serves him right to wake you that early.

Eva Gallant said...

Rosaria: True!

Al: He's a sportscaster on ESPN.